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Joyce's avatar

Brilliant. However, what saddens me is that this description of their ICE Queen would be literally cheered by the MAGA maniacs out there. This is who so many of them actually are at the core. Cruel and evil.

MikeH's avatar

Right! I applaud the wit but fear she'll take it as encouragement.

Luey Anderson's avatar

Perfect! Excellent commentary!

Kurtis Zenner's avatar

Ooo they should all show up in Dalmatian puppy suits! Dance and prance and drive her insane! Lol

Sue's avatar

Love that idea!!

Desiree Carter's avatar

Jeesus God, this is absolutely brilliant!! It positively drips with the vile cruelty she not only loves exacting on innocent people, it shows, word by word just how she LOVES the spotlight, speaking calmly about what her FUCKING ICE WILL FUCKING DO!

This is so creative, so well written!! Nicely done and an amazing way to show, to express , AND in making fun of, exactly who Kristi Noem really is!!

🇺🇸💥💪🇺🇸😝💪😎😎😎👏

Mike A's avatar

I can hear the Cruella DeVille theme song now...

Robert  Taylor's avatar

Swooning?! Ahhh, like heading for the gravel pit!

San's avatar

Perfectly written!

Marjorie's avatar

Kristi Gnome could haunt a fucking house.

Bad Bunny's avatar

She could haunt the Addams Family house. She'd freak the shit outta them.

Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

This is feckin creepy. Good job.

Sherry A Kaufman's avatar

Excellent work. Your satire has me thinking and laughing at the same time.

Merry's avatar

Perfect analogy!!!

Trina Caudle's avatar

Good God - don't give her any more encouragement! Not funny because it's a little too sickening on the nose.

Bad Bunny's avatar

"It is art. Unspeakably chic, gooseflesh-generating art."

Not just gooseflesh, but goose𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙥𝙨.