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Melissa Reddington's avatar

Deer for FBI head

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Melissa Reddington's avatar

Thank you for your encouragement. I'm a rookie at this social media thing. I still miss my Nokia flip phone ;-)

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Bob Cox's avatar

You are clearly too young to miss Walter Cronkite. Or David Brinkley. :)

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Grumpy Yogi Cat's avatar

I see what you did there (and my eyes aren't bulging out of my head)

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Mary Burris's avatar

So hilarious, yet very sad truth!😡😢

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BrunaCarchedi's avatar

Love it!! All true tongue in cheekery!!

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Hubala Bubula's avatar

The deer looks way more chill than Kash Patel who always looks like he's terrified.

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Ami's avatar

The Deer is so much more well-spoken than Kash. Also, The Deer never looks like its being goosed all the time 😀

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Elaine Scanlon's avatar

Free

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Deborah Somers's avatar

He's not qualified, plus he's a creep!

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Bob Cox's avatar

LOVE THIS! I can't even think this snarky, let alone write it. Let's face it though, Kash isn't the only doofus running a major department. Just the one most visible this week. This administration's leadership posts are filled by mediocrity at best and blatant criminality. Or worse.

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Melissa Reddington's avatar

Thanks for your support. I'm still a rookie figuring out social media. I MISS WALTER CRONKITE

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Paul's avatar
Sep 17Edited

Your writing cuts right through the fascist lies. Thank you for all the effort and detailed adjectives to really take the point home. I would be hard pressed to do better imaginative writing than you guys!

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Anton Kleinschmidt's avatar

Kashless

A bumbling disgrace in real time

Yes, Kash as he covers up crime

Deserves disrespect

The FBI wrecked

These swampists cavort in the slime.

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

You forgot what Lawrence ODonnell reported tonight which is you don't even know how to tie your necktie.

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Timothy John Forbes's avatar

Resurrect Efrem Zimbalist Jr!!!

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Just Another Jim's avatar

Somehow, in an administration literally reeking of incompetence, this fucking moron has managed to sink to the bottom of the competence ladder. It’s bad enough this clown car can’t handle an investigation including a family informant, a confession AND the alleged murder weapon, then they release (before trial or even indictment, mind you) supposed evidence in the form of text messages between said shooter and his supposed trans lover. The only people stupid enough to buy this shit are already lost to reason.

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Chris Kuebler's avatar

Deer Closer to the Edge team:

You crossed Mr. Patel's eyes even further for this piece, didn't you?

Love,

Fan Girl

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Jeffrey Fosse's avatar

On point essay. The FBI no longer has credibility or respect. Trump, Bondi, Patel …. have turned it into an untrustworthy entity. The only agents worth trusting would be the ones that were fired for investigating the Jan 6th insurrection or Trump’s criminality. The still employed agents are complicit in this regime’s criminality. If they actually enforced laws then one or more of them would turn over unredacted Epstein files to Congress.

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Mary Jo Wilkins's avatar

There is absolutely NO ONE that is competent in this administration!! From the dementia Don, chameleon veep to Mike Johnson to ALL of the cabinet heads! Of all of the collective, not one has a fully functioning brain… and zero ethics!!

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Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

Dear deer: Thanks for speaking out. Knowing that people are comparing a really, really stupid human to you must be incredibly galling. You have my sympathy, and my vote to be FBI head.

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