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Melissa Reddington's avatar

Deer for FBI head

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Melissa Reddington's avatar

Thank you for your encouragement. I'm a rookie at this social media thing. I still miss my Nokia flip phone ;-)

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Bob Cox's avatar

You are clearly too young to miss Walter Cronkite. Or David Brinkley. :)

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Mary Burris's avatar

So hilarious, yet very sad truth!😡😢

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BrunaCarchedi's avatar

Love it!! All true tongue in cheekery!!

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Deborah Somers's avatar

He's not qualified, plus he's a creep!

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Paul's avatar
5hEdited

Your writing cuts right through the fascist lies. Thank you for all the effort and detailed adjectives to really take the point home. I would be hard pressed to do better imaginative writing than you guys!

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Hubala Bubula's avatar

The deer looks way more chill than Kash Patel who always looks like he's terrified.

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Bob Cox's avatar

LOVE THIS! I can't even think this snarky, let alone write it. Let's face it though, Kash isn't the only doofus running a major department. Just the one most visible this week. This administration's leadership posts are filled by mediocrity at best and blatant criminality. Or worse.

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Melissa Reddington's avatar

Thanks for your support. I'm still a rookie figuring out social media. I MISS WALTER CRONKITE

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Ami's avatar

The Deer is so much more well-spoken than Kash. Also, The Deer never looks like its being goosed all the time 😀

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Joe English's avatar

When are you going to bring back Habeas Corpus and her adventures? She is not lost, but exactly where she needs to be.

The Deer and Habeas co-FBI Dirs. That is what they are sort of doing now...

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Anton Kleinschmidt's avatar

Kashless

A bumbling disgrace in real time

Yes, Kash as he covers up crime

Deserves disrespect

The FBI wrecked

These swampists cavort in the slime.

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Mary Lou Williams's avatar

You forgot what Lawrence ODonnell reported tonight which is you don't even know how to tie your necktie.

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Chris Kuebler's avatar

Deer Closer to the Edge team:

You crossed Mr. Patel's eyes even further for this piece, didn't you?

Love,

Fan Girl

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