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John Skipp's avatar

If the writing weren't so hilarious, I might be vomiting myself!

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Holding on Together's avatar

This is so perfectly written. Whoever you are, writer, you are insanely talented! I agree with every word as well. It was very cathartic reading this.

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Micaylah's avatar

Honestly I smuled through the whole thing. Bannon is about as smart as a bowling pin.

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Holding on Together's avatar

It was you?😀

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Ralph's avatar

I'm getting the vibe that you don't like this guy.

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Monty Cobb's avatar

Does anyone? Only those MAGATS who can't smell, I'm guessing.

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Ralph's avatar

"Does anyone?" Maybe his dog? They're okay with bad smells.

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Gina wisker's avatar

I thought this. Was a putrid ridiculous joke but no. First incontinent paedophile trump. Now this. America you can do so much better

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Monty Cobb's avatar

Can it though? Really?

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Doug miller's avatar

FUCK BANNON!!! JUST ANOTHER DISCUSTING FACIST MAGA PIECE OF SHIT!!!

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Wendy Leigh's avatar

He’ll be in the files

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Agnes Norton's avatar

A fungus.

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Monty Cobb's avatar

I can't imagine (because it is too nauseating) what he smells like.

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Seriously… would you rather sit next to Bannon, or Trump on a crowded train Monty? Both have that malodorous codpiece stench, that sucks the oxygen out of the air and leaves you looking for the nearest exit!

Enjoyed this piece with fist firmly clenched to the toilet bowl!!

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Monty Cobb's avatar

The difference between Bannon and a bowling ball? If you are desperately starving, you might find a way to eat a bowling ball.

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Mark Lammas's avatar

Jesus bloody Christ. That... er... thing is no future President. You might as well vote in a Trump toilet brush as President. Would likely be an improvement on Trump himself.

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Monty Cobb's avatar

We all thought Trump was no future President. MAGATS will vote for any swamp creature who will promise to get rid of all their boogeymen. Its no matter that he can't, won't or doesn't. They live in that fantasy world and will continue unless and until the bubble bursts.

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Annie Conway's avatar

So true

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Marjorie's avatar

I happen to be the proud owner of a tRump toilet brush. I display it proudly.

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Monty Cobb's avatar

Me too. And I use it as intended. I heard that Melania makes her cleaner use one too. (;

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Marjorie's avatar

Our dogs have been using tRump poop bags, with matching dispenser.

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Mark Lammas's avatar

Living room? 😁

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Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

Well, the bar isn't very high these days, ya know. Look at what we have, even though it wears a (probably screaming inside) suit (poor suit) & porn leas... I mean, necktie. But there seems to be no bottom to what's festering in DC, so I guess anything could crawl out of the sewer. And apparently is.

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Chris Kuebler's avatar

What is the procedure for nominating this journalist outfit for a Pulitzer Prize? ❤️

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Closer to the Edge's avatar

All entries go through the Pulitzer Prize website’s submission system: https://www.pulitzer.org/

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laura oshea's avatar

Do you really think he will live that long??! He seems so dirty that he might die of an infection before then!!!

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DWWakefield's avatar

Ahh, I can smell the metaphoric stench of your consummate wordage from here........

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Jan Dickens's avatar

Just looking at Bannon makes my skin crawl

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Meredith Chapman's avatar

Excellent writing and tragically hilarious.🎭

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David's avatar

This announcement is just the sort of shit to cover cover cover for the Rapist-in-Chief and his inclusion in the Epstein files . . Trump is a violent paedophile and rapist who threatened his victims and their families with being ‘disappeared’ if they ever spoke out about his vile crimes. . Maxwell and Epstein were both threatened and most recently Maxwell was threatened again and moved to a different prison to force further lies and filth out of her mouth

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James Barfield's avatar

I threw up in my mouth

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