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Dr. Sandra K Gangstead's avatar

This an example of why a satirical story is so effective. It “reeks” of sickening reality… Trump has spread his rot to the sychophant leadership of most of the executive and legislative branches of our government! All qualified plumbers in America should be “on call” and ready to clean up the White House, the executive administrative buildings GOP Legislative Offices, etc as soon as the Trump Regime is removed from office. The stench of the DJT presidency must disinfected from every nook and cranny, before We, The People regain our Democratic Republic! NO KINGS (Or Dictators) in the USA, Not Then, Not Now, Not Ever

Hound's avatar

That’s a really good point because sometimes comedians when discussing this absolute absurdity of the Trump regime make it much more clear because they show just how absurd and tragic it is. They really marginalized these buffoons. They clown the clowns.

Mary E's avatar

Todd Blanche has a wife, a daughter, and a granddaughter. Yet, he is about to commandeer protection of a well-documented pedophilia and trafficking operation. I wonder if he has an ounce of self-reflection to n him.

Stephen Birchett's avatar

No chance, he's a lawyer!

Mary E's avatar

S Bir, 🤣⚖️

bayjh's avatar

Exactly.

Sherrie Gustafson's avatar

This is so great. Great great job. It's all so true too. 🤣🤣🤣

Hound's avatar

This is brilliant. It’s funny as it is it is so true. A more serious part when it comes to boot licking and Hitler kind of stuff is that Trump is purging our top military people. That may come back to bite him right on his diapered butt. I explained this on my Substack.

https://lowee2855.substack.com/p/right-out-of-the-hitler-playbook?r=1s9t44&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

I don’t take money for writing articles but it would appreciate it if folks would rest stack my work. I think a lot of people would appreciate my insight on what’s going on. I think there’s a good chance that Trump will be gone even before the midterms along with a lot of other people. This is more than Trump just screwing up everything he does. I think there’s a really good chance that he and Pete Hegseth could be gone for good. They have made so many enemies including the United States military. I wouldn’t want to be in their shoes.

Stephen Birchett's avatar

Hi Hound, I somewhat agree with your optimistic projections. Much as it is clear that the ghoul is desperate to gerrymander, restrict or even cancel the mid-term elections, the risks of doing so jeapordise the Republican Party's future. Trump has sown the seeds of his own downfall, hopefully through indictment, possibly though unlikely, impeachment, defenestration or death. Republican members and some senators appear to be quitting in droves, those that remain won't want to be associated with the monster and his cultist followers. Hopefully, gone along with his puppeteers and acolytes by the end of the year. We live in hope! As a complete aside, my favourite local pub is the Greyhound, known locally as 'The Hound'!

Hound's avatar

So this won’t happen again there is going to need to be a complete overhaul of our government and particularly the constitution.

The simple solution to the quality of people in our government would be a contract that holds them accountable. Right now they pretend to hold themselves accountable but we know that that’s all bullshit.

The White House makes its own rules for the most part, Congress makes its own rules and the Supreme Court makes their own rules and so other courts. Shouldn’t the people who hold the most power be held to the absolute highest standards?

I’ve asked some dip shits in Congress who is held to a higher standard than a congressman, a senator, federal judges, federal prosecutors members in the White House and corporate billionaires. Unsurprisingly they didn’t really understand the question because the interns they hire idiots. The answer to that question is who is held to a higher standard than politicians and the elites is EVERYONE ELSE. If that doesn’t change we will still be in the same predicament that we are now. That predicament is called corporate fascism.

We can make laws to prevent what we have right now and if people in power are also people of honor this would not have happened.

If there is a town hall near me or there’s some shithead congressman yapping I will ask them if they will take a drug test and I will present them with a contract and ask that they sign it. If the idiot says no I will go off on the son on the bitch. I will not call the son of a bitch congressman or senator, I will call the son of a bitch public servant.

We are the people need to be the ones vetting our public servants. I will probably even show up with a drug test kit and ask the son of a bitch to piss in the cup.

Erik Vynckier's avatar

A sycophant for the Department of Justice.

⛧ցᏂ0Ṡ✞⛧'s avatar

If only folks would stop listening to mainstream media and instead paid more attention to actual facts or independent journalists🫩

Mike Feder's avatar

Crass and eloquently expressed--

Speaking poop to power!

"Bootlicker" for beginners!

If Trump appreciated irony, he wouldn't be Trump--

I think it's always been the case that the worst dictators (or would-be dictators) have no sense of irony--only see things as black and white. Or maybe they DO appreciate irony, but know that their basic cult following (always available and waiting with panting tongues and wagging tails)--HAS no sense of irony; are incapable of seeing both sides of an argument or anything resembling nuance-- ...So the power-addicts stick exclusively to black, in word and deed; to simple fairy-tales slogans, brainless cartoons, catchy phrases and eye-grabbing power symbols. ...All of which transfer nicely to flags, t-shirts and hats.

Barney's avatar

Fantastic!

Kneel and lick Todd

Christine Archibald's avatar

Trump wears oxfords, not loafers.

Vivien Beere's avatar

Yep

Marjorie's avatar

Just perfect. Nailed it with the cankle seepage.

Pamela Hannula's avatar

Too good!

MaryBees's avatar

Wow, is that ever funny! The stupid bitch Todd Blanche is putting on the shoes. Interesting that he has a woman's name as his last name. Wear the shoes Blanche and don't you dare complain. This is going to be hilarious to watch another dumb ass be a dumb ass, if I could stop crying long enough over this endless charade.

Mike A's avatar

Yep, that is a pretty spot on position description

Susan's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂good one!