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Your vlog is the best medicine in the world. Literally life saving . You should get the Nobel peace prize. You have stopped many crimes and wars BEFORE they began. Thank you! 🤪

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CardsBBFan's avatar

Sadly, if we wait a few more months….. this delightful thought experiment may actually end in arrest! The GOP is fascist to the core and is being pandered to by the SCOTUS… we need the irreverence you are espousing! Thank You!

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Merry's avatar

Actually im so inspired by this that I’m heading out right now to turn myself in for being guilty as charged!!!

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Rich's avatar

Priceless, I can't wait for part 2 !

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Carla's avatar

Waiting with baited breath for Part II. (LOVE THIS!)

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Suba Srini's avatar

Brilliant! Thank you!

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Love the idea, I’ve apologized to everyone on Substack for being an Antifa member, everyone should join me in this confession… nicely executed Rook!

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Merry's avatar

And I’m so inspired that I’m heading out right now to turn myself in for being guilty as charged!!!

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Scattershooting's avatar

Can you imagine?

If a few hundred thousand;

Or a few million, did this?

It would be a sort of;

dystopian Alice's Restaurant.

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Marjorie's avatar

Add to your offenses the now banned use of the words: climate change, green energy, emissions, clean/dirty energy, tax credits. There will likely be more additions to the list.

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Bad Bunny's avatar

"And friends, somewhere in Washington

enshrined in some little folder, is a

study in black and white of my fingerprints.

"And the only reason I'm singing you this

song now is cause you may know

somebody in a similar situation, or you

may be in a similar situation, and if you're

in a situation like that there's only one thing

you can do ...

"And that's walk into the shrink wherever

you are, just walk in say "Shrink, you

can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant."

... and walk out.

"You know, if one person, just one person

does it they may think he's really sick and

they won't take him. And if two people,

two people do it, in harmony, they may think

they're both f****ts and they won't take

either of them.

"And three people do it, three, can you

imagine, three people walking in,

singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and

walking out. They may think it's an

organization.

"And can you, can you imagine fifty people

a day, I said fifty people a day walking in,

singin' a bar of Alice's Restaurant and

walking out. And friends,

THEY MAY THINK IT'S A MOVEMENT.

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Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

*Gleefully writes down Rook's parts to use as script.*

I, too, am one of the dreaded Antifa. I see it's time for proscriptive action. I'm hoping referencing DEI is in Part II?

Thank you for providing my agenda for the week.

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Merry's avatar

I’m actually SO INSPIRED that heading out to the local police department to turn myself in!

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CarolC's avatar

So, let's figure this out. According to Trump, Democrats are Antifa. Exactly why, then, would they have been at January 6, rioting to overturn the results of an election that Democrats won?

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Dina's avatar

Oh, Rook, you scamp!

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Jeff Urdank's avatar

This is awesome. Thank you!

✊🇺🇸😎

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Nancy Brewster's avatar

Brilliant. Thank you for a great start to my day!

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Kathleen Pfeiffer's avatar

Wow!!

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Mike Feder's avatar

Beautiful!

Since the Republican party has turned into a bunch of Sad Bunnies, the majority of The Supreme Court is now a functioning wing of the Executive Branch--and there may not be any more elections--what do we have left? Civil protests, lawsuits, and non-stop satire and ridicule like Rook's. The Emperor, and all his jesters, have no clothes on. This has to be pointed out over and over again till everyone sees it...

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