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Christina Chapman's avatar

Get ‘em before they’re gone, because I’m buying 5. If not 10. This is PERFECT.

Retired Postmaster here: put your binkies in a padded mailer or they may not make it.

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Harlena J Dyer's avatar

Brilliant. I will go to the dollar store tomorrow morning 😁

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Talia Giordano's avatar

Are we doing this nationwide? I’m all for it, even if it’s just to stop him from whining about “the radical left”!

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Sherrie Gustafson's avatar

I want to do it. It won't make it his crib but it's going to be known it was done🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Anton Kleinschmidt's avatar

Shutdown

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The shutdown arrives with a thump

Say thanks to that guttersnipe Trump

His wires are crossed

His faculties lost

Worst of all he looks like a frump.

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Claudia Siefer's avatar

I'm in ! Let's DO this okay?

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Bad Bunny's avatar

I will be sending him a very small one, shaped like a mushroom.

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Jeanne's avatar

This is great! Let’s do it!

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Phyllis Rayca's avatar

That whiny banner isn't just on the HUD page...it's on all the department pages.

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Patricia Faye Morris's avatar

LOCK HIM UP

BABY NEEDS A NAP

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Sherry Gerbi's avatar

Send him to CECOT; it’s already paid for!

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MB Matthews, she/her's avatar

Ha. I smiled but didn't want to.

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Marie-Louise Logan's avatar

If I send a pacifier from Europe do you think little Donald need to pay tariff on it, just asking

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Barney's avatar

Binkies or Butt Plugs?

What the hell, they both start with a B!

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Katie's avatar

Hmm. Maybe gold ones with maga ribbons to put it around their necks

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Valerie Gordon's avatar

Nooo, send packages of instant mashed potatoes. When he was being a little shit bully his older brother dumped a full bowl of mashed over his head. It was his first real humiliation. His family still laughs about it every get together (as per his niece, the amazing Mary Trump). Send him mashed potatoes so he know that WE all now know too. :)

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Sally G's avatar

Love this!!!

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