This is the best thing I have read all week. The Amazing Tooth Fairy Strikes Back! Thanks so much. 👏👏👏 This helped. I have family in the States and everyday feels like quicksand swallowing any decency left of the once leading country of democracy of the world.
It's the form, even more than the content; the flat, nasty framing of her poisonous message that speaks the loudest. When she was crossed it hit a gusher of contempt and disdain inside her that would have horrified her professed hero, Jesus. At the very least, politicians--even politicians with her neanderthalic point of view--should know better than to offend basic human sensibilities, even if only for superficial public consumption.
On the other hand, if that's how the majority of Saint Joni's constituents really feel, then she's really only doing what she's getting paid for. I will never understand how a declared Christian with real integrity can support Trump and his followers kill-or-be-killed/survival-of-the-fittest (or crookedest) world view. If Trump was alive during Christ's last days in Jerusalem, he would have been Pontius Pilate--watching TV and eating a Big Mac during the crucifixion.
Categorically the best put down I ever saw in any kind of print; ink, pencil or digital. Keep up that standard. You can have my ancient old teeth if they'd help you to exorcise that graveyard demon. Just don't exorcise her to here in Scotland. We've quite enough wi' kelpies!
The Tooth Fairy did great telling Joni she needs to start caring about her constituents, right up until the phrase "cryptkeeper Karen". The Karens I know are thoughtful, caring and intelligent. I am one!! Please stop making Karens mean.
This Tooth Fairy left bite marks! Good job!
magnificent takedown, Mme Tooth Fairy. Bravo!
Sarcasm done correctly! take note Ernst, you utterly useless POS
I have no idea who actually wrote this, but it's fucking brilliant!
This is the best thing I have read all week. The Amazing Tooth Fairy Strikes Back! Thanks so much. 👏👏👏 This helped. I have family in the States and everyday feels like quicksand swallowing any decency left of the once leading country of democracy of the world.
Very well said--to say the least!
It's the form, even more than the content; the flat, nasty framing of her poisonous message that speaks the loudest. When she was crossed it hit a gusher of contempt and disdain inside her that would have horrified her professed hero, Jesus. At the very least, politicians--even politicians with her neanderthalic point of view--should know better than to offend basic human sensibilities, even if only for superficial public consumption.
On the other hand, if that's how the majority of Saint Joni's constituents really feel, then she's really only doing what she's getting paid for. I will never understand how a declared Christian with real integrity can support Trump and his followers kill-or-be-killed/survival-of-the-fittest (or crookedest) world view. If Trump was alive during Christ's last days in Jerusalem, he would have been Pontius Pilate--watching TV and eating a Big Mac during the crucifixion.
Finally, a sense of outrage that matches the insult.
Fantastically written!! I've been waiting for the tooth fairy's response and it was well worth the wait! Bravo!
Sarcasm breeds sarcasm.Well done.
Categorically the best put down I ever saw in any kind of print; ink, pencil or digital. Keep up that standard. You can have my ancient old teeth if they'd help you to exorcise that graveyard demon. Just don't exorcise her to here in Scotland. We've quite enough wi' kelpies!
Awesomely sarcastic, sardonic and funny! Brilliant!
Why are Republican, so called Christian women so fuckin mean? Good job to the tooth fairy for this great put down of the cee you next Tuesday, Ernst.
Bravo - brilliant takedown! 1st time I smiled today - thank you! 💙💙
The Tooth Fairy did great telling Joni she needs to start caring about her constituents, right up until the phrase "cryptkeeper Karen". The Karens I know are thoughtful, caring and intelligent. I am one!! Please stop making Karens mean.
Brilliant just brilliant dark humor that is precisely on point!
Thank you!
The absolute, bone-wracking best! 😬