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Robin Garr's avatar

Great spoof. He is not nearly that literate, though.

Marjorie's avatar

Genius. Too literate and polished. Needs more ALL CAPS.

Cathy 98280's avatar

You’ve completely nailed it.

Julia Sharp's avatar

I am a long-time dog rescuer and animal rights advocate. I am furious that they have given access to a voiceless dog to a sexual predator.

Merry's avatar

PS - Perhaps consider bringing in a few young girls from time to time, to keep Ghislaine and the other vacationers company. I would be honored to recommend a few reliable vendors. And then Melonia and I would be absolutely delighted to visit as well. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Frank Black's avatar

I hope the inmates have been sharpening their toothbrushes so they can shiv this pedophile slag.

jacqueline willis's avatar

Texas land of big lies and even bigger corruption! Spot on ! Trump will pardon her soon no doubt! Extortion is a dirty business!🤬

BabsPHL's avatar

This, with Charlie Sykes’ convo with Tara Palmeri on the sordid scale of little st. jeff’s island nest of vipers, opens up a new can of worms (not for RFK) for don and his lot of vendors. (aka sellers of underage women) to the highest bidders. I’d like to see more names come out - congressmen, rich dudes who party with “Gatsby by the Bay” and his careless people. I fear that by the time the files are released they’ll be blacked out to make NO sense of who did what. And maybe donnie and malaria are hiding a helluva lot more than we know! Carry on with investigating, reporting.

Mike A's avatar

"And about the puppy. Adorable, yes, but if it starts to become an issue, don’t worry. I can dispatch Secretary Kristi Noem from Homeland Security. She’s excellent with animals — famously decisive. One visit, one solution, very humane, very final."

That's about the closest to what he could write...maybe...

Ruth Triglia's avatar

One of your best pieces. Keep the spotlight on this twisted absurdity of lionizing the wicked while persecuting those contributing to their communities but with the wrong pedigree.

Glennz2013's avatar

Absolutely revolting what is taking place in this country and the state I call home.

There should be laws against giving an innocent puppy to a known pedophile, oh, wait...

I've said this a hundred times, but damn these people into the farthest depths of Hell!