FAX THE BASTARD

Mike Lee, meet the Mojo Wire.

Jun 20, 2025

You don’t need a fax machine. You don’t need a printer. You don’t even need pants. All you need is rage, a working internet connection, and a functioning bullshit detector. Because Senator Mike Lee — a man who treats the Constitution like it’s his personal napkin — has a fax line. And we're going to use it like it's 1997 and truth still mattered.

Go to FaxZero.com. It’s free. It’s easy. It’s legal. You don’t need an account, just a name (real or creatively slanderous), an email address, and enough clarity to recognize that this man is the high priest of fake originalism and the spiritual heir to every petty tyrant who ever tried to sell land that wasn’t his. Type in his fax number: 202-228-1168. That connects directly to whatever poor intern has the misfortune of working in Mike Lee’s office when this tidal wave of toner hits.

Why fax him?

Let’s list the reasons why:

Because Mike Lee wants to sell off up to three million acres of public land — the trails we walk, the rivers we fish, the forests that still remember what freedom sounds like — to private developers, oil barons, and mining interests. He calls it the “Big Beautiful Bill,” like he’s selling timeshares at Zion National Park. It’s theft with a flag draped over it. A land grab disguised as policy. A kleptocrat’s wet dream scribbled onto Senate letterhead.

Because he blamed Melissa Hortman’s assassination — a brutal, politically motivated murder — on "Marxists" before her family even had time to bury her. The post stayed up just long enough to show us who he is: a man who sees tragedy not as a time for grief, but as an opening for propaganda. He deleted it later, like a coward mopping up his own blood trail, but not before the entire country saw the shape of his character: none.

Because he was neck-deep in the fake elector scheme during the January 6 coup attempt. He texted Mark Meadows. He danced with sedition like it was prom night. And when it started to get real — when the gallows went up and the mob poured in — he backed away just far enough to protect his résumé. Then he laughed in an interview and said, “Who really tried to kill Mike Pence?” The man doesn’t just lack integrity — he lacks shame.

Because every time you think the floor has been reached, Mike Lee brings a shovel. Whether it’s undermining abortion rights, gutting environmental protections, or pretending to be some kind of constitutional scholar while actively dismembering democracy, Mike Lee is the walking conflict of interest that keeps America stuck in a feedback loop of regression, repression, and tax-sheltered theocracy.

So here’s what you do: you fill out FaxZero’s little form. You upload your letter, or type it straight in the box. Make it sting. Make it righteous. Make it impossible to ignore. Confirm your email when they send you the link. If you don’t confirm it, your fax won’t send. If it fails to deliver, try again. If you want to send more than five in a day, use another free service like GotFreeFax.com or grab a second email address and keep going.

Mike Lee's fax line isn’t a relic. It’s a pressure point. It’s a soft spot on a hardened shell of hypocrisy. And we’re going to jab it again, and again, and again, until someone in that office looks up from a sea of paper and says, “What the hell did we do to deserve this?”

The answer, Mike, is everything.

Use the number below.

📠 Mike Lee’s Washington, D.C. Fax Line: 202‑228‑1168 — this is the one tied directly to his Senate office at the Russell building, confirmed via the 2022 Congressional Directory listing his Chief of Staff fax line.

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