IF you see him on a Tropical Beach be warned he is a Hammock Humper, also known to lift up Towels of the Early Bird Germans that 'claim' Sun Loungers by leaving a towel on the Lounger, He's been seen to leave a 'deposit' on the Lounger Mattress and uses said German's Towels to conceal his Testicular Gifts, which can be a Health and Safety Issue as a slip hazard......
The California National Guard illegally deployed to LA would have been happy to have some milspec couches, or better, mattresses, to *sleep on* in the basement of the Roybal Federal Building. I wonder if they ever got fed, or were they expected to forage?
"...a semi-erect longing for lumbar support." Funny as usual, but that line made me laugh out loud. Well done.
Just placed a giant chastity belt around the sofa and comfy chair!
Any Python fans out there?
"Place the old woman in the comfy chair!"
No one will ever utter the phrase, "Place JD in the comfy chair!"
IF you see him on a Tropical Beach be warned he is a Hammock Humper, also known to lift up Towels of the Early Bird Germans that 'claim' Sun Loungers by leaving a towel on the Lounger, He's been seen to leave a 'deposit' on the Lounger Mattress and uses said German's Towels to conceal his Testicular Gifts, which can be a Health and Safety Issue as a slip hazard......
Dang I've thought this through way too much, I'm going for a lay down on my Chaise Longue....FFS wake me up if he's on the prowl...
The California National Guard illegally deployed to LA would have been happy to have some milspec couches, or better, mattresses, to *sleep on* in the basement of the Roybal Federal Building. I wonder if they ever got fed, or were they expected to forage?
Not gonna lie, I've always snorted a good giggle every time I've seen or heard the word "LoveSac"...
OMG! Now you've got me snickering like a 13 year-old boy!
So clever. HOLY CATS - laughed a lot sitting alone on my sofa.
Oh the imagery! Just keep a picture of flags in your mind and your couches safe.
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I have a loveseat my pup just puked on. I’ll leave it on the porch for JDogg.
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