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Gloria Wetzel's avatar

Satire matters

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Paul Foudy's avatar

Left me breathless, excellently stated!

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Laura Martin's avatar

Brilliant! Operation

Footlong!! Morally Adventurous!! Too many nuggets! So clever.

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hawk's avatar

I'm a dying over here with laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Marjorie's avatar

This bunch of lunkheads will eventually be gone. In the meantime, satire helps keep the rest of us somewhat sane and hopeful. Brilliant.

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CatC's avatar

Hold the mayo- but double pickles please! HAHAHA!

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Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

He only *thinks* it's a foot long. Guys like him always have depth perception issues.

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Matthew's avatar

I think Jared Fogle would make a great youth minister in the Christian Evangelical and Christian Nationalist churches. They have so many pedophiles already, one more couldn’t hurt, right? This scumbag molested children. He belongs in prison for the rest of his worthless life.

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Cindy Wasserlein's avatar

💯💯💯

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Sherry A Kaufman's avatar

Fabulously stated in satirical form. Bravo!

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Ani Sweitzer's avatar

"The wrong guy touches the wrong person? Felony. The right guy touches the wrong person? White House invite."

My favorite!!!

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Teresa 's avatar

OMG that's frigging hilarious 😂

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Valerie Whiteley's avatar

I love this!

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Nola Nowland's avatar

😂😂😂

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Jean Shaw's avatar

Brilliant!

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Cindy Wasserlein's avatar

Extra oil and vinegar for the ICE agents to be thrown at!

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Dan Beach's avatar

Such a literary treasure.

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