I think Jared Fogle would make a great youth minister in the Christian Evangelical and Christian Nationalist churches. They have so many pedophiles already, one more couldn’t hurt, right? This scumbag molested children. He belongs in prison for the rest of his worthless life.
Satire matters
Left me breathless, excellently stated!
Brilliant! Operation
Footlong!! Morally Adventurous!! Too many nuggets! So clever.
I'm a dying over here with laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This bunch of lunkheads will eventually be gone. In the meantime, satire helps keep the rest of us somewhat sane and hopeful. Brilliant.
Hold the mayo- but double pickles please! HAHAHA!
He only *thinks* it's a foot long. Guys like him always have depth perception issues.
I think Jared Fogle would make a great youth minister in the Christian Evangelical and Christian Nationalist churches. They have so many pedophiles already, one more couldn’t hurt, right? This scumbag molested children. He belongs in prison for the rest of his worthless life.
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Fabulously stated in satirical form. Bravo!
"The wrong guy touches the wrong person? Felony. The right guy touches the wrong person? White House invite."
My favorite!!!
OMG that's frigging hilarious 😂
I love this!
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Brilliant!
Extra oil and vinegar for the ICE agents to be thrown at!
Such a literary treasure.