oh my goodness I do love your writing......."the three percent hemorrhoid on America’s cultural ass — swollen, irritating, and endlessly whining for attention." Pure gold!
dayam, the writing here is the equivalent of getting an unexpected deluxe penthouse hotel room upgrade or a (brand new!) Audi A4 at the rental car place instead of a Nissan Versa, or the restaurant comping you a $145 dollar bottle of wine, all of which have happened to me. (Can you tell I travel for a living?) Please don't ever stop making our lives better....
Lol. I've been having bad days. But reading this gem brings me joy...Wouldn't it funny if Greg meets his karma on the streets being hammered just like how he joked about Paul Pelosi? Better yet: How about Kilmeade being assaulted by a demented homeless man, coming off of meth...???
oh my goodness I do love your writing......."the three percent hemorrhoid on America’s cultural ass — swollen, irritating, and endlessly whining for attention." Pure gold!
Epic writing as always.
He's got a late night show? Who knew! 🤣
Google “how tall is Greg Gutfeld?” and all will be made clear.
Ahhh, he's got little boy syndrome!
Guttfield doesn’t even qualify as a zit! Repulsive, offensive pile of drivel, who isn’t even worthy of Jon Stewart’s throw away lines!!
dayam, the writing here is the equivalent of getting an unexpected deluxe penthouse hotel room upgrade or a (brand new!) Audi A4 at the rental car place instead of a Nissan Versa, or the restaurant comping you a $145 dollar bottle of wine, all of which have happened to me. (Can you tell I travel for a living?) Please don't ever stop making our lives better....
THIS is what inspiration looks like. 👑
Agggh! "Chewing tinfoil while listening to Ted Nugent." Beyond cringe 😬 and brilliant!
Thank you it was too funny ! You can really express yourself , hope I never annoy you lol ! I’m in total agreement btw !! ❤️
Oh my goodness “…He’s the toenail clipping in Trump’s bed, the expired Lunchable in the MAGA fridge…”
and “..the three percent hemorrhoid on America’s cultural ass — swollen, irritating, and endlessly whining for attention…”
LOLOL thank you for the belly laugh and tears of joy..LOLOL
Lol. I've been having bad days. But reading this gem brings me joy...Wouldn't it funny if Greg meets his karma on the streets being hammered just like how he joked about Paul Pelosi? Better yet: How about Kilmeade being assaulted by a demented homeless man, coming off of meth...???
All “conservative comedy” is a white man anger yelling maniacally about his mild inconvenience. Rod Schneider, por ejemplo.
"wondering how one man can make a punchline feel like food poisoning." Oh, so satisfying to wake to this one...
The best in venting linguistic snark.
Cathartic.
What is a "greg gutfeld", you ask? "The fruit fly circling the nation’s compost heap of comedy." SO
I never heard of the until last night! I’ll take that as good news. He is the undeveloped hemorrhoid!