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Andrew's avatar

oh my goodness I do love your writing......."the three percent hemorrhoid on America’s cultural ass — swollen, irritating, and endlessly whining for attention." Pure gold!

Paul's avatar

Epic writing as always.

Donna's avatar

He's got a late night show? Who knew! 🤣

Mommadillo's avatar

Google “how tall is Greg Gutfeld?” and all will be made clear.

Donna's avatar

Ahhh, he's got little boy syndrome!

Carollynne D's avatar

Guttfield doesn’t even qualify as a zit! Repulsive, offensive pile of drivel, who isn’t even worthy of Jon Stewart’s throw away lines!!

Lesley Smith's avatar

dayam, the writing here is the equivalent of getting an unexpected deluxe penthouse hotel room upgrade or a (brand new!) Audi A4 at the rental car place instead of a Nissan Versa, or the restaurant comping you a $145 dollar bottle of wine, all of which have happened to me. (Can you tell I travel for a living?) Please don't ever stop making our lives better....

JUDITH FAZE's avatar

THIS is what inspiration looks like. 👑

Lisa Huegel's avatar

Agggh! "Chewing tinfoil while listening to Ted Nugent." Beyond cringe 😬 and brilliant!

Linda Baldassare's avatar

Thank you it was too funny ! You can really express yourself , hope I never annoy you lol ! I’m in total agreement btw !! ❤️

TJ's avatar

Oh my goodness “…He’s the toenail clipping in Trump’s bed, the expired Lunchable in the MAGA fridge…”

and “..the three percent hemorrhoid on America’s cultural ass — swollen, irritating, and endlessly whining for attention…”

LOLOL thank you for the belly laugh and tears of joy..LOLOL

CHAIRMAN DOAN's avatar

Lol. I've been having bad days. But reading this gem brings me joy...Wouldn't it funny if Greg meets his karma on the streets being hammered just like how he joked about Paul Pelosi? Better yet: How about Kilmeade being assaulted by a demented homeless man, coming off of meth...???

Chuck Dickens's avatar

All “conservative comedy” is a white man anger yelling maniacally about his mild inconvenience. Rod Schneider, por ejemplo.

Mary Miller's avatar

"wondering how one man can make a punchline feel like food poisoning." Oh, so satisfying to wake to this one...

Mary's avatar

The best in venting linguistic snark.

Cathartic.

Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

What is a "greg gutfeld", you ask? "The fruit fly circling the nation’s compost heap of comedy." SO

Christina Gurchinoff's avatar

I never heard of the until last night! I’ll take that as good news. He is the undeveloped hemorrhoid!