So F'in typical! The slick green frog gets all the limelight! We toads, we get no respect! We're the Rodney Dangerfields of the amphibian phylum.
Taxonomically, we’re da same, the only difference is da skin. We got bumps, dey ain’t! Causa’ dem bumps, we ain’t getting’ no edyoucation! Dem bumps stops us from getting’ into Frog U! Dat means we’re stuck in ToadSkool and second rate smarts.
Guees what! Evilution is gonna get ol’ Kermie. Toad 2.0 is comin’ down the ol’ evolutionary pike and when it plops, Kermie and his banjo will be lucky to get a gig on Hee-Haw!
Speaking of 2.0, what’s up with the Trumpinator? He’s looking as shaky as Rocky Balboa in the 14th!
Took me a minute to get past envisioning how the cranes snap, but I moved on by. Then I began to wonder what you were on while writing this, tried to guess, and after a bit I figured nah, it's just his brain, and got a little jealous. Strong work. #KermitForPrez
“KERMIT: Remember this, Robin: ANTIFA isn’t a club — it’s a reflex. Every time you stick up for someone smaller, you’re paying your dues.“
Perfect! 🩷
You were always my favorite Muppet. Just don’t talk to Trump. He doesn’t believe that AntiFa crap either, but he loves to rile up the MAGATs with it.
I want a bumper sticker "amphibians against fascism"
I like that Amphifa emblem.
Your creativity is boundless. Thanks for your post.
MAGA's showing lots of cracks--
Brekekekex ko-ax ko-ax!
So F'in typical! The slick green frog gets all the limelight! We toads, we get no respect! We're the Rodney Dangerfields of the amphibian phylum.
Taxonomically, we’re da same, the only difference is da skin. We got bumps, dey ain’t! Causa’ dem bumps, we ain’t getting’ no edyoucation! Dem bumps stops us from getting’ into Frog U! Dat means we’re stuck in ToadSkool and second rate smarts.
Guees what! Evilution is gonna get ol’ Kermie. Toad 2.0 is comin’ down the ol’ evolutionary pike and when it plops, Kermie and his banjo will be lucky to get a gig on Hee-Haw!
Speaking of 2.0, what’s up with the Trumpinator? He’s looking as shaky as Rocky Balboa in the 14th!
Took me a minute to get past envisioning how the cranes snap, but I moved on by. Then I began to wonder what you were on while writing this, tried to guess, and after a bit I figured nah, it's just his brain, and got a little jealous. Strong work. #KermitForPrez
Brilliant!
I would love to hear Kermit sing!
This is the most beautiful brilliant thing I’ve seen today. I’m so glad for minds (and hearts) like yours💚❤️
Brilliantly written
Thank you!
Awesome
LOL.. I like this!
PIGFA, AMPHIFA...
ANTIFA is a movement, not an organization... no different that Black people's movement for Equality or LGBTQ's movement for the same...
Yes, some organizations grew in support of the movements, but the organizations were not the movement.
If you are against fascism, then you are ANTIFA.
What would Oscar the Grouch say?
I love this!🐸💖