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Leslye A Billions's avatar

Ooh. BAHAHAHA. For a few you really had me going. Great tale. Looking forward to more !! Ty ty ty 😊

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Frann Altman's avatar

It continues? I was so hoping the bear ate Vance! One down and many more to go…

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Nola Krosch's avatar

Lol! You had me going for a bit there, particularly at the end of part one! It just seemed like something that was entirely possible, especially given the lack of warmth in the country’s reaction to his visit.

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Kez Walker's avatar

👏👏👏

You just made my Sunday.

Bravo....

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Scott's avatar

Not bad writing at all! Well done. Sounds totally on brand for the MAGA crowd.

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Alison Russell's avatar

Hilarious

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JMull's avatar

This could be a weekend regular. Please. I need the laughter. The writing here always astounds and invigorates me. Thank you

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Rob Spencer's avatar

Polar Bears eating the Fascists, I'm sooooo down with that.....Can we fly Polar Bears to the Whitehouse like eeeeerrrr Yesterday.....:)

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Dina's avatar

Worst. porn. ever. 😂

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Nick Winney's avatar

hilarious

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Catherine Valencia's avatar

F*CK jd.vance! As an embarrassment to the United States, he is most definitely number one!

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Catherine Valencia's avatar

Unbelievable, this administration (sic)! vance's tesm actually went door to door asking for a family to invite them in! NO TAKERS! vance had to go to the American base to get anyone to listen to his bullshit! America, LEAVE GREENLAND ALONE!! GREENLAND will never give you its minerals !

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S K's avatar

Haha, had me going too. I oved how you weaved in stupidity with facts.

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Pip Sawyer's avatar

Hilarious Just writing it would have been cathartic

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Closer to the Edge's avatar

It certainly was.

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MaryMcC's avatar

I think the story was fun!

There's very little levity in our lives these days; it's it's nice to pretend, to smile just a bit.

Thanks!

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Cemile Umut's avatar

Pure gold. Thank you!

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