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Cherie's avatar

Wouldn’t it be cool if JD Turdmuffin got the Vermont Ski Trip welcome???

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Lesley Smith's avatar

THIS is FVCKING BRILLIANT

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AVee's avatar

This article if full of earthshaking facts and then outstanding humor!👏

JD Vance’s wife

She knows what’s at stake. And insiders say she pushed for a stripped-down itinerary in Greenland to avoid “accidental provocation” — which is now diplomatic code for do not let JD near local textiles.

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Janie Smith's avatar

A more thought provoking question is “why did she marry him”?

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AVee's avatar

Great question!

US Citizenship?

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Francesca Cee's avatar

She was born here.

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AVee's avatar

Then I have no clue!!

Ugh

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Francesca Cee's avatar

Me neither! He doesn't have a single redeeming quality

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Julie Babis's avatar

Arranged marriage?

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Iammymom's avatar

This is NO DIPLOMATIC visit. It is a TERRORIST scoping out his TARGET

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Frann Altman's avatar

So he’s a grouch without his couch?

And on a side note: Isn’t Greenland filled with natural resources below. Isn’t that what #47 wants to control as well as travel ways with some possible meltdown making shipping more streamlined? Always secondary gains in his brain - what’s in it for me. And I’d love to know how much of Vance’s output is shaped by Thiel’s input and his agenda?

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Frann Altman's avatar

How?

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Marcia Buchholz's avatar

Hope he’s on a Boeing

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River girl's avatar

Great Piece and insights thru humor.

But please don’t make out Usha as some sort of steadfast person. She isn’t ! when she stuck by JD when he amplified the eating of dogs and cats lies…. She proved she’s all MAGA

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Zoe's avatar

Hopefully, he will be treated in Greenland as he was treated in Vermont - with go to Russia signs, boos, and shunning. The masses, the general population must make it uncomfortable- miserable for him.

Apologies to Greenland 🇬🇱 for his visit and for the current administration.

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JCL's avatar

Isn’t this a State Department responsibility? The Hillbilly couch “snuggler” is a walking joke. Maybe he’s trying to look like he knows how to twist an arm and take Greenland. Or….maybe he’s afraid his boss might want to “hang JD Vance”. Greenland doesn’t want to be taken by an unstable dictator.

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Glennz2013's avatar

What? No mention of a divan in all this upholstered furniture history?

Don't you just want to swoop in and rescue Usha, and the children, from that creepy futon fornicator?

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LindyLoo's avatar

NO! She married the creepy narcissist and supports him!

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Shauna Force's avatar

This man getting booed everywhere he goes is my new favorite thing

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Vicki Whicker's avatar

Omgee. I love your brain. Thank you for the humor.

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Citizen A Speaks's avatar

This is so great on so many levels 👏

Amidst all the couch-humor (which I thoroughly enjoyed) is the absolute truth.

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LindyLoo's avatar

Well said! And you didn't even mention what an absolute narcissistic clown he is! I hope he gets frost bite.

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Marcia's avatar

Dear Greenland….I’m sure you know that the majority of Americans are on your side & are fighting the regime that is trying to take over our nation. If I might offer a word of advice…if Vance’s plane makes it to your shores…don't let it land, there is nothing but misery on board. You're welcome…

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Cynthia Asghar's avatar

He’s just kind of stinky, right? I’m sure his diplomatic charms will fix this mess….lol. Usha & JD - treasonous & stupid.

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