Vice President JD Vance is heading to Greenland this Friday, March 28 — his first visit to the remote island, and arguably the most awkward diplomatic excursion since Napoleon tried to negotiate from a bathtub.
This article if full of earthshaking facts and then outstanding humor!👏
JD Vance’s wife
She knows what’s at stake. And insiders say she pushed for a stripped-down itinerary in Greenland to avoid “accidental provocation” — which is now diplomatic code for do not let JD near local textiles.
And on a side note: Isn’t Greenland filled with natural resources below. Isn’t that what #47 wants to control as well as travel ways with some possible meltdown making shipping more streamlined? Always secondary gains in his brain - what’s in it for me. And I’d love to know how much of Vance’s output is shaped by Thiel’s input and his agenda?
But please don’t make out Usha as some sort of steadfast person. She isn’t ! when she stuck by JD when he amplified the eating of dogs and cats lies…. She proved she’s all MAGA
Hopefully, he will be treated in Greenland as he was treated in Vermont - with go to Russia signs, boos, and shunning. The masses, the general population must make it uncomfortable- miserable for him.
Apologies to Greenland 🇬🇱 for his visit and for the current administration.
Isn’t this a State Department responsibility? The Hillbilly couch “snuggler” is a walking joke. Maybe he’s trying to look like he knows how to twist an arm and take Greenland. Or….maybe he’s afraid his boss might want to “hang JD Vance”. Greenland doesn’t want to be taken by an unstable dictator.
Dear Greenland….I’m sure you know that the majority of Americans are on your side & are fighting the regime that is trying to take over our nation. If I might offer a word of advice…if Vance’s plane makes it to your shores…don't let it land, there is nothing but misery on board. You're welcome…
Wouldn’t it be cool if JD Turdmuffin got the Vermont Ski Trip welcome???
THIS is FVCKING BRILLIANT
This article if full of earthshaking facts and then outstanding humor!👏
JD Vance’s wife
She knows what’s at stake. And insiders say she pushed for a stripped-down itinerary in Greenland to avoid “accidental provocation” — which is now diplomatic code for do not let JD near local textiles.
A more thought provoking question is “why did she marry him”?
Great question!
US Citizenship?
She was born here.
Then I have no clue!!
Ugh
Me neither! He doesn't have a single redeeming quality
Arranged marriage?
This is NO DIPLOMATIC visit. It is a TERRORIST scoping out his TARGET
So he’s a grouch without his couch?
And on a side note: Isn’t Greenland filled with natural resources below. Isn’t that what #47 wants to control as well as travel ways with some possible meltdown making shipping more streamlined? Always secondary gains in his brain - what’s in it for me. And I’d love to know how much of Vance’s output is shaped by Thiel’s input and his agenda?
How?
Hope he’s on a Boeing
Great Piece and insights thru humor.
But please don’t make out Usha as some sort of steadfast person. She isn’t ! when she stuck by JD when he amplified the eating of dogs and cats lies…. She proved she’s all MAGA
Hopefully, he will be treated in Greenland as he was treated in Vermont - with go to Russia signs, boos, and shunning. The masses, the general population must make it uncomfortable- miserable for him.
Apologies to Greenland 🇬🇱 for his visit and for the current administration.
Isn’t this a State Department responsibility? The Hillbilly couch “snuggler” is a walking joke. Maybe he’s trying to look like he knows how to twist an arm and take Greenland. Or….maybe he’s afraid his boss might want to “hang JD Vance”. Greenland doesn’t want to be taken by an unstable dictator.
What? No mention of a divan in all this upholstered furniture history?
Don't you just want to swoop in and rescue Usha, and the children, from that creepy futon fornicator?
NO! She married the creepy narcissist and supports him!
This man getting booed everywhere he goes is my new favorite thing
This is so great on so many levels 👏
Amidst all the couch-humor (which I thoroughly enjoyed) is the absolute truth.
Well said! And you didn't even mention what an absolute narcissistic clown he is! I hope he gets frost bite.
Dear Greenland….I’m sure you know that the majority of Americans are on your side & are fighting the regime that is trying to take over our nation. If I might offer a word of advice…if Vance’s plane makes it to your shores…don't let it land, there is nothing but misery on board. You're welcome…
He’s just kind of stinky, right? I’m sure his diplomatic charms will fix this mess….lol. Usha & JD - treasonous & stupid.
He is the baggage.