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Ana Cervantes's avatar

Badly, badly needed comic relief.

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Deborah Burns's avatar

That’s impossible to do

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jean mensing's avatar

Bless you, dear writer....

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Cherie's avatar

JD needs to go away and not leave a forwarding address.

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Cherie's avatar

Great satire!

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Kega Nasios's avatar

Hahaha 🤣

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Cindy Anne's avatar

I have to admit, all the time I was reading I really wanted it to be true!! LOL

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Robbyn's avatar

I am HOWLING with delight at this rude, crude and utterly hilarious parody of, "JD Vance, the Mascara Mussolini of the Modern Age." Over time, it will become legend, shared by old men sitting on Vance-free sofas.

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Old Dogs Against DOGE's avatar

I think Vance went to the Vatican to give the Pope a tongue lashing. Good on the Pope for not welcoming the man.

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JMull's avatar

Love it!

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Donna Dupont's avatar

Hey Usha! Want a few suggestions for how you both can make a shit ton of friends? Life must suck for your children right now. The entire world really does hate you for extremely legitimate reasons. We’ll be right here, waiting for your response.

Until then, Satanspeed 🖕

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She Rah's avatar

Sounds more believable than what happening right now.

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Nancy Beck's avatar

Thank you! We needed a laugh.

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Leslye A Billions's avatar

Sh*t. I was reading until I got to Vance in tights 🤮🤣🤣🤣

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Carol H Black 🇨🇦🇺🇸's avatar

I’m sorry to hear that one of the last faces that Pope Francis saw was that of JD Vance. Also remembering how Trump 1 did not allow devout Catholic Sean Spicer to accompany him to Vatican.

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Carol Sutherland's avatar

Couldn’t stop laughing . Made my day that did !! Thank you sooo much .

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JoAnn Gesterling's avatar

repulsive!!!

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