I am HOWLING with delight at this rude, crude and utterly hilarious parody of, "JD Vance, the Mascara Mussolini of the Modern Age." Over time, it will become legend, shared by old men sitting on Vance-free sofas.
Hey Usha! Want a few suggestions for how you both can make a shit ton of friends? Life must suck for your children right now. The entire world really does hate you for extremely legitimate reasons. We’ll be right here, waiting for your response.
I’m sorry to hear that one of the last faces that Pope Francis saw was that of JD Vance. Also remembering how Trump 1 did not allow devout Catholic Sean Spicer to accompany him to Vatican.
JD the Jonah - no wonder the poor old sod is dead now. His last audience was with a nazi arsehole whose father should’ve jerked off on his mother’s ugly face rather than propagate that inbred hillbilly line.
Badly, badly needed comic relief.
That’s impossible to do
Bless you, dear writer....
JD needs to go away and not leave a forwarding address.
Great satire!
Hahaha 🤣
I have to admit, all the time I was reading I really wanted it to be true!! LOL
I am HOWLING with delight at this rude, crude and utterly hilarious parody of, "JD Vance, the Mascara Mussolini of the Modern Age." Over time, it will become legend, shared by old men sitting on Vance-free sofas.
Love it!
Hey Usha! Want a few suggestions for how you both can make a shit ton of friends? Life must suck for your children right now. The entire world really does hate you for extremely legitimate reasons. We’ll be right here, waiting for your response.
Until then, Satanspeed 🖕
Sounds more believable than what happening right now.
Thank you! We needed a laugh.
Sh*t. I was reading until I got to Vance in tights 🤮🤣🤣🤣
I’m sorry to hear that one of the last faces that Pope Francis saw was that of JD Vance. Also remembering how Trump 1 did not allow devout Catholic Sean Spicer to accompany him to Vatican.
Couldn’t stop laughing . Made my day that did !! Thank you sooo much .
repulsive!!!
JD the Jonah - no wonder the poor old sod is dead now. His last audience was with a nazi arsehole whose father should’ve jerked off on his mother’s ugly face rather than propagate that inbred hillbilly line.