JD Vance just did to U.S.-Europe relations what he allegedly once did to an unsuspecting couch—jammed himself in where he wasn’t wanted, made a mess, and left everyone in a state of deep regret and confusion.
Brilliant writing! I was just telling my European friend to understand that many Americans agreed with Germany Defense Minister Boris Pistorius’ raking of VP Vance & the European leaders clapping in agreement, we’ve clapped along as we’ve watched in utter horror of this hillbilly idiot.
Brilliant … some of the darkest and funniest writing I’ve read, as someone married to a Frenchman, I laughed out loud at the President Macron comment. What a take down, exactly what must be done with these dangerous idiots!!!
We gotta remember Macron is also a neo-fascist who loves cozying up (and enabling) the far right when it comes to national policies (and tbh, international ones as well) though. Like, sure, y'all got your fascists but avoid making ours look bright and shiny because they got annoyed by someone being unable to mind their business. A fair few of them are also pretty extreme right wingers who just manage to make it look better, and him, especially, has been weaponizing such policies like 'look I'm not a nazi' before, uh, well, passing laws with them.
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"... like he had just watched someone microwave a croissant."
LOL'd!
Came to say this! I know I'm in the right place!
I've just subscribed, and hope you'll allow me to say you certainly can turn a nice phrase, or two, or many.
“suddenly looking 30% more German” - gold
Brilliant writing! I was just telling my European friend to understand that many Americans agreed with Germany Defense Minister Boris Pistorius’ raking of VP Vance & the European leaders clapping in agreement, we’ve clapped along as we’ve watched in utter horror of this hillbilly idiot.
Brilliant … some of the darkest and funniest writing I’ve read, as someone married to a Frenchman, I laughed out loud at the President Macron comment. What a take down, exactly what must be done with these dangerous idiots!!!
Superbly written - as always. And sadly, on point. What will happen? Nobody knows.
This is what you get when you vote maga
We gotta remember Macron is also a neo-fascist who loves cozying up (and enabling) the far right when it comes to national policies (and tbh, international ones as well) though. Like, sure, y'all got your fascists but avoid making ours look bright and shiny because they got annoyed by someone being unable to mind their business. A fair few of them are also pretty extreme right wingers who just manage to make it look better, and him, especially, has been weaponizing such policies like 'look I'm not a nazi' before, uh, well, passing laws with them.
What a sad little Trump wannabe! How rude and what a last gasp for any diplomacy, the word is too foreign! Trump and Vance are Putin loving scabs!
Your writing is absolutely delicious.
Mr. Bighead. That was my friend’s cat’s name.
Hey - what’s he doing with his left hand? ACK!
You brighrened up my morning in these dark times!
Hi there – I’m trying to get ahold of the person behind this Substack. I’ve got an idea for potential collaboration that could help you reach a much broader audience. Please send me a note at josh@civicshout.com if you’d like to discuss.