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Chris's avatar

Brilliant!! Master with words, captain my captain.

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Ty Bauman's avatar

Perhaps you should also bring someone to watch your back. Take care Rook, we definitely need you.

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Chris Resists's avatar

Pretty sure Rook is counting on Mr. President to "Neck Pussy" out of the request.

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Closer to the Edge's avatar

He's a TOTAL TACO LOSER if he doesn't meet with Rook. 🌮

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Chris Resists's avatar

Please give Rook our love. And another pack of Camels. I know this is a challenging time for all of us. <3

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Closer to the Edge's avatar

Rook smokes American Spirits. 🚬

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Chris Resists's avatar

Oooh. Right. That tracks. <3

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Ty Bauman's avatar

I'm sure Cheeto will wimp out. Still could send his goon squad tho

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Terrie's avatar

Exceptionally written. Your turn of phrase is masterful. Also extremely informative. Thank you.

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Nan's avatar

Stay away from windows and make Donnie taste everything first. Putin’s two favorite way to get rid of people.

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DWWakefield's avatar

Yes! He needs a good grilling. Perfect place for it!

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Chris Resists's avatar

Grilling. Like, on the flat top in the back?

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DWWakefield's avatar

You betcha!

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Joe Wilson's avatar

Pure brilliance...yet again.

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Chris Resists's avatar

I subscribed so that the Closer To The Edge office could by Rook another pack of Camel Non Filters. He's going to need them.

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Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

Anxiously awaiting the moment the last load-bearing card gets crushed by the weight of evidence and the whole thing comes down on the wretched hive of scum and villainy. Sic 'em, Rook.

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US Taxpayer's avatar

Presidential candidates must declare who contributes to their campaign. Remember Mr. Postman ,DeJoy, Tempertantrump appointed, he mandated all his employees donate to Tempertantrump and he would reimburse them. Money laundering 101. Bribery 101. The point here is “ follow the money” to who holds the strings to their puppet presidency. Tempertantrump has volumes of I.O.U.s.

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Marie-Louise Logan's avatar

I am sorry to disappoint you but I don’t think he will show up even if you pay for his Diet Coke. Because he still believe that all this things will disappear, he thinks he is untouchable. I hope as many people as possible show him up for what he is a fake President with to many skeletons in the closet.

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US Taxpayer's avatar

Tempertantrump is a sociopath/psychopath. He gets excited to torture and deprive others. Replace “black” with “ Latino” and he is torturing them as blacks were before the civil rights were accepted in society. Not legal; but accepted by society. He is an evil man who should have been banned from running for any political office.

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Pamela Murphy's avatar

But then there’s those “high priced eggs” that got him elected. Still shaking my head in stultification! 🫨

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Jim's avatar

Unbelievable that anyone believes it’s all a hoax, conspiracy or whatever excuse he spouts off.

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Chris Resists's avatar

Hey Rook. If you want a "Diet Coke" guy... you know... someone who can run back and forth to the fountain at the Mickey Ds, please pick me.

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Pamela Murphy's avatar

Oh goodie! Can I take notes? Oh. Wait a sec. That would mean I’d have to look into those cold dead faded blue eyes AND eat the lukewarm quarter pounder. NEVER MIND! 🙄

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Lulu's avatar

Do it. You know he won't show, though.

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MommaMosh's avatar

Excellent roundup Sir!

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Jose Luís Nieves MD's avatar

Beautiful man! Can we invite Ronald McDonald too?

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