Anxiously awaiting the moment the last load-bearing card gets crushed by the weight of evidence and the whole thing comes down on the wretched hive of scum and villainy. Sic 'em, Rook.
Presidential candidates must declare who contributes to their campaign. Remember Mr. Postman ,DeJoy, Tempertantrump appointed, he mandated all his employees donate to Tempertantrump and he would reimburse them. Money laundering 101. Bribery 101. The point here is “ follow the money” to who holds the strings to their puppet presidency. Tempertantrump has volumes of I.O.U.s.
I am sorry to disappoint you but I don’t think he will show up even if you pay for his Diet Coke. Because he still believe that all this things will disappear, he thinks he is untouchable. I hope as many people as possible show him up for what he is a fake President with to many skeletons in the closet.
Tempertantrump is a sociopath/psychopath. He gets excited to torture and deprive others. Replace “black” with “ Latino” and he is torturing them as blacks were before the civil rights were accepted in society. Not legal; but accepted by society. He is an evil man who should have been banned from running for any political office.
Oh goodie! Can I take notes? Oh. Wait a sec. That would mean I’d have to look into those cold dead faded blue eyes AND eat the lukewarm quarter pounder. NEVER MIND! 🙄
Brilliant!! Master with words, captain my captain.
Perhaps you should also bring someone to watch your back. Take care Rook, we definitely need you.
Pretty sure Rook is counting on Mr. President to "Neck Pussy" out of the request.
He's a TOTAL TACO LOSER if he doesn't meet with Rook. 🌮
Please give Rook our love. And another pack of Camels. I know this is a challenging time for all of us. <3
Rook smokes American Spirits. 🚬
Oooh. Right. That tracks. <3
I'm sure Cheeto will wimp out. Still could send his goon squad tho
Exceptionally written. Your turn of phrase is masterful. Also extremely informative. Thank you.
Stay away from windows and make Donnie taste everything first. Putin’s two favorite way to get rid of people.
Yes! He needs a good grilling. Perfect place for it!
Grilling. Like, on the flat top in the back?
You betcha!
Pure brilliance...yet again.
I subscribed so that the Closer To The Edge office could by Rook another pack of Camel Non Filters. He's going to need them.
Anxiously awaiting the moment the last load-bearing card gets crushed by the weight of evidence and the whole thing comes down on the wretched hive of scum and villainy. Sic 'em, Rook.
Presidential candidates must declare who contributes to their campaign. Remember Mr. Postman ,DeJoy, Tempertantrump appointed, he mandated all his employees donate to Tempertantrump and he would reimburse them. Money laundering 101. Bribery 101. The point here is “ follow the money” to who holds the strings to their puppet presidency. Tempertantrump has volumes of I.O.U.s.
I am sorry to disappoint you but I don’t think he will show up even if you pay for his Diet Coke. Because he still believe that all this things will disappear, he thinks he is untouchable. I hope as many people as possible show him up for what he is a fake President with to many skeletons in the closet.
Tempertantrump is a sociopath/psychopath. He gets excited to torture and deprive others. Replace “black” with “ Latino” and he is torturing them as blacks were before the civil rights were accepted in society. Not legal; but accepted by society. He is an evil man who should have been banned from running for any political office.
But then there’s those “high priced eggs” that got him elected. Still shaking my head in stultification! 🫨
Unbelievable that anyone believes it’s all a hoax, conspiracy or whatever excuse he spouts off.
Hey Rook. If you want a "Diet Coke" guy... you know... someone who can run back and forth to the fountain at the Mickey Ds, please pick me.
Oh goodie! Can I take notes? Oh. Wait a sec. That would mean I’d have to look into those cold dead faded blue eyes AND eat the lukewarm quarter pounder. NEVER MIND! 🙄
Do it. You know he won't show, though.
Excellent roundup Sir!
Beautiful man! Can we invite Ronald McDonald too?