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Cathy 98280's avatar

Were that this was all true. Thanks for the momentary fantasy. And smile.

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Doreen Dalesandro's avatar

Damn, if it was only true 🤔

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Amanda Pahl's avatar

We all know Peter Thiel is running this show - he paid for Vance - used to work with musk at PayPal - first financial investor at Facebook etc. it’s only stage one that Elon has organised

Well it’s nothing compared to the next few phases - so much so that Thiel is in his New Zealand post apocalyptic bunker waiting for the collapse of civilisation and ecological devastation ?????

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/feb/15/why-silicon-valley-billionaires-are-prepping-for-the-apocalypse-in-new-zealand

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Janean Marti's avatar

That article is from 2018. Lots of developments since then. You can find most of them by following Gil Duran at thenerdreich.com

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Amanda Pahl's avatar

Thank you 🪭

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Janean Marti's avatar

Please keep spreading the word 👍

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Amanda Pahl's avatar

I am but it is getting blocked, suspended accounts etc obviously hitting nerves - not having the network knowledge as IM not in USA - feels like I’m screaming into the abyss sometimes

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Janean Marti's avatar

The Dark Gothic MAGA plot is starting to be acknowledged by lots of people including Heather Cox Richardson who has more than 5 million followers on various platforms. You can find YouTube videos including a recent NY Times interview with Thiel’s guru Curtis Yarvin.

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Cathy 98280's avatar

And here I thought all the doomsday peeps were going to Idaho.

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Nana's avatar

What weird Theil and Musk don’t get along. They had a falling out years ago. Vance was bought and paid for by Theil. It’s pathetic that Vance has had only jobs Theil got him he couldn’t even do them as he was let go at each job!! Then Theil gave him start up money for an Equity firm that fell through within 2 yrs. So he paid $25m for RFKjr and DJT THEN gave $50m to DJT for VP? WHY WHAT DID HE WANT? Help with New Community? Who knows. All this info was what Rachael Maddow found out about THEIL? Facebook in Romania is allowing Racist, HATE SPEECH AND Violence Against Gays right since they have a Democracy It seems these Billionaires are being bought off X is MUSK own liars den of Evil Trumps just plain Crazy as shit. The all want Control over USA People and TAKE OUR MONEY THAT NOT ONE OF THESE EVIL ASSHOLES NEED. I WISH TO GOD MUSK, VANCE, TRUMP, THEIL,JOHNSON WOULD TAKE LONG TERM TRIP TO MARS HAVE ROCKET ISSUES WHILE GONE WE DECLARE NOT IN WH FOR PERIOD OF TIME BY MAJORITY AND MINORITY WE THEN LIVE WITH THOSE TWO IN WH FIRE ALL CRAZY UNQUALIFIED IDIOTS START OVER. DONT LET THEM COME BACK.

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Amanda Pahl's avatar

Thank you 🙏🏻 I’m not local and all info is appreciated

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Nana's avatar
Apr 1Edited

I wish I had more I list to Joy Reid what she had learn DJT first term was unreal. What he made $$ wise is Son in Laws loans thru Fannie Mae where he couldn’t get a loan DJT JUST OPEN our Countries loan dept let him write his own.

It was $100m for 10yr with NO interest and Balloon payment in 10yrs. Worse was somehow scums got $4b from Saudi then DJT got $2b from them for what Jared gave Saudi Prince Classified info on his Uncle so Prince had him arrested a several others. The Bad thing DJT AND HIS IDIOTIC FRIENDS DONT CARE ABOUT OUR CLASSIFIED INFO OR OUR COUNTRY NATIONAL SECURITY. TRUMP IS AN ASSETS FOR RUSSIA. THAT GOES BACK TO 1986 when he met with the Head of KGB at that time. DJT has been going back and forth for years. Americas Banks refused to do business with with Trump so he got into bed with Russian Oligarchs in mid 90s he needed money fast so he sold a Property in Fl it was on the market for $45m but for some reason he sold it to the Russian for $95m right then something was off all that was Public info DJT as always been a Con Artist with 4,500 lawsuit 25 were from women for Sexual assault which he settled out Court most were from contractors not getting paid from him. He made a game out it. I’ve hate that man since the late 80s when a woman filed a suit for Sexually assaulting her. I hate those type of men just because they have money doesn’t make good as you can can see. He Evil as much as MUSK How we ended up here makes me ill. The under educated Americans that voted for these evil men shouldn’t ever be allowed to vote again unless they take Government History and how the 3 Branches of our Gov works and the Rule of law period.

Sorry I get carried away sometimes when I write. I do forget write correctly to. I am just so angry Republicans are sitting doing nothing which They knew all this was going to happen. Why else did they travel to Orban Country last year? Then Orban Came to America 3 times to see Trump in FL why? I feel strongly Orban helped Trump plan this & right down to his lawless Bondi

Protest near you HANDS OFF APRIL 5 at Noon I will be doing my part in CA. I hope you find one close to you. Hands off near you there all across America 5 within 20 miles of me. That’s Amazing as Americans are ANGRY

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MaryMacSC's avatar

It was so relaxing. I felt in need of a shower as he wiped the greasy sweat from his face and his neck, finally admitting that his brilliance was born of ketamine with a coke chaser. I looked around at my world and saw libertarians everywhere, piling up my social security so they could purchase all-black layered outfits, none of which fit very well and most had sleeves too short to cover the tats.

I knew my world was ruined. The museums filled their yards with statues of Confederate generals, mounted on marble steeds while their women fanned themselves at a distance. It was curiously post-racial, though.

and all was all nicely quiet. Women were in the kitchens, entertaining the children or playing with the cats.

THEN I OPENED MY EYES AND GLANCED TOWARD THE MIRROR. I wasn’t certain if it was an April Fools dream or IF

I would ever be woke again.

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Cynthia Johnston's avatar

Ha! All you had to do was come in a couple hours early and you had me by the short n curlies. JK I knew it was a joke. I forgot why, tho, or rather when. Well done, guys. Now back to news of fresh disasters....

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Thomas Crane's avatar

He's a fucking joke!

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Amanda Pahl's avatar

So musk has finished phase one for Peter Thiel & Curtis Yarvin

Their plan known as DARK ENLIGHTENMENT has been quietly referenced even by RACHEL MADDOW and others below but due to suppression still isn’t getting enough attention given it’s chilling intent

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19vLK7Ca59/

Dr Smrtmouth

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1BiBpDgDEq/?mibextid=K35XfP

The sinister plan ‼️ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGgjiB4xjeA/?igsh=MTY1MHozMmJvMTl2eA

Peter Thiel ‼️ https://www.facebook.com/100079779344617/posts/637359518933354

Curtis Yarvin‼️ https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BgPoc9QKo

‼️ Curtis Yarvin - the end of American Democracy

https://youtu.be/NcSil8NeQq8?si=Y7YAtmzhLCQSl9C8

‼️ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHcL78lRAM9/?igsh=MTM4cmJnenp4a2g0MA==

B a Morgan

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DB6xPD-yUvP/?igsh=NndqZHF1NmZpNzFs

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Nola Nowland's avatar

Loved this. Almost too true to be funny. 🤣

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Elizabeth's avatar

April fools day and yet again just like any day for the last 2 mths Trump makes headlines along with his chief of communications, incessant propaganda.

#Goebbels envisioned an empire that would control schools, universities, film, radio & much more.”The national education of the German people,will be placed in my hands.” Sound familiar ?

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Leonardo Del Toro's avatar

Fucking loved it. Can we get a to be continued on this one? We need to know what will come next when the Muskrat finally returns to earth. Will he ever? Will his sperm germinate clones colonize Mars, and they all look identical to him? Please, we need to know. The future of humanity depends on the end of this story.

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Joe The Poet's avatar

First, I really like the writing. Very fun.

I genuinely do not understand why he’s given credit for being a genius. He wrote mediocre code at a time when that’s all you needed if you had the right connections. Then that code was scrapped for shit that worked. As far as I’ve come to understand it

He saw holes in the marketplace That were more based off of the toys he wanted the market analytics. He pulled it off because people wanted a cool electric car And private space travel turned out to be lucrative once NASA got shut down launches of National space craft.

He is a lucky simpleton. A 4th rate Magic the gathering player, desperate for friends.

https://open.substack.com/pub/coppertinprizes/p/silicon-gods?r=4ek4xv&utm_medium=ios

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Light from the Veranda's avatar

I realize it's April 1st, but there's too much truth in this satire. Musk realized some time ago that his own money wouldn't be enough. As silly as it sounds, it's all about funding his f***ing consciousness colony.

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Patricia O'Sullivan's avatar

It could be true ......

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Monty Cobb's avatar

This is what I call therapeutic. There's nothing like extraordinarily well written parody and sarcasm aimed true at the heart of those who deserve it. It keeps me motivated and smirking.

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Heather Stratton Williams's avatar

You had me there for a while. If only….

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Joanna Wooten's avatar

Excellent! If only.

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