Must be read while playing the song Ashokan Farewell (Ken Burns' Civil War) and hearing Peter Coyote's voice in your head. IYKYK. Higgins will need therapy the rest of his life.
I'm off with my future ex husband because you are tedious and lack imagination. You show no enterprise. I'm bored. I don't need a husband who writes to me about dildos. You figure it out.
Save Martha! You gotta save Martha!
Is Martha in trouble?
Save her from the horror, Rook. Save her from the horror.
According to Superman, yes
Pure genius. Thank you from Minnesota.
Must be read while playing the song Ashokan Farewell (Ken Burns' Civil War) and hearing Peter Coyote's voice in your head. IYKYK. Higgins will need therapy the rest of his life.
Brilliant! I love love love it! 🍆
I want to do a dramatic reading of this. ❤️😂😂
Best read out loud to someone grasping for a touch of humor in this miasma that is politics.
Well done. Martha must be gathering the church ladies now.
Excellent, as usual.🍆🦴🔦
Brilliant! 💜
Dear ex husband,
I'm off with my future ex husband because you are tedious and lack imagination. You show no enterprise. I'm bored. I don't need a husband who writes to me about dildos. You figure it out.
Martha Elizabeth.
Brilliant.
Did this really happen? If so, were they mocking the man with a very small dildo🤪
Excellent!