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Canadian Returnee's avatar

Save Martha! You gotta save Martha!

Closer to the Edge's avatar

Is Martha in trouble?

Chris Resists's avatar

Save her from the horror, Rook. Save her from the horror.

Canadian Returnee's avatar

According to Superman, yes

Renegade Crone's avatar

Pure genius. Thank you from Minnesota.

John Schoener's avatar

Must be read while playing the song Ashokan Farewell (Ken Burns' Civil War) and hearing Peter Coyote's voice in your head. IYKYK. Higgins will need therapy the rest of his life.

CB1AZ's avatar

Brilliant! I love love love it! 🍆

Chris Resists's avatar

I want to do a dramatic reading of this. ❤️😂😂

Pam Lund's avatar

Best read out loud to someone grasping for a touch of humor in this miasma that is politics.

Well done. Martha must be gathering the church ladies now.

Alex Bridge's avatar

Excellent, as usual.🍆🦴🔦

Amy's avatar

Brilliant! 💜

Martha Ture's avatar

Dear ex husband,

I'm off with my future ex husband because you are tedious and lack imagination. You show no enterprise. I'm bored. I don't need a husband who writes to me about dildos. You figure it out.

Martha Elizabeth.

Janet Hawk's avatar

Did this really happen? If so, were they mocking the man with a very small dildo🤪