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Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

Man, I hate when gravity takes over.

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Sandra Greer's avatar

We agree with you. Only an old drunk would have ideas like this.

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Laura Davidson's avatar

O. M. G. Carnivora!! This is beyond marvelous. I especially love the "Raccoon 1st Person Raconteur"❣️ Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Laura Davidson's avatar

or maybe it's "1st person raccoon raconteur"...

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Dr. Big Vic's avatar

Oh what a night. Late September...

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Sherry Gerbi's avatar

I love this parody!! It gave me a few giggles which we desperately need as we see our country destroyed. I do have faith in the goodness of people and will look at all the happenings of the last 10 months as the opportunity to build a better government that works for ALL of us & not just the wealthy few. God bless America & all the people that reside within regardless of color, gender or beliefs.

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bayjh's avatar

Pete will be very popular in the prison shower.

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Gigi's avatar

🤣🤣

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Wendy Jane Sichel's avatar

Very good. Love racoons. Not so much Pete, but this actually humanizes him in a weird way! Pathos is always more attractive than arrogance.....

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Karen Brownfield's avatar

This is hilarious

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ConfirmedBias's avatar

Hilarious! My husband and I were just discussing old Rocky here. I am glad I found out the rest of the story. I will let my husband know as well. Thank you!

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Stephen C Coquet's avatar

Long live Hunter S. Thompson!

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Laurel Taylor's avatar

full of cleverness...really pity the poor raccoon and hope he was given a whole pizza pie in return for his suffering...

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Dina's avatar

FIVE-MINUTE RULE! 😂

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PiCatChew's avatar

🤣🤗🖤

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Michelle Young's avatar

Let me guess: It was Pete's! (Pete, you're delightful!!!)

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Michelle Young's avatar

How funny! I actually thought I deleted it after suddenly realizing who Pete was!

(Hint: Not he who shall remain nameless, like the Golden Toilet should!, and not our beloved Pete Buttigieg! I have *no* idea where my mind was, but I was thinking Pete was the raccoon's name! I *swear* I'm smarter than that! lol It's been a *very* rough day! lol)

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Mary S's avatar

Excellent!

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