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Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

Man, I hate when gravity takes over.

Sandra Greer's avatar

We agree with you. Only an old drunk would have ideas like this.

Laura Davidson's avatar

O. M. G. Carnivora!! This is beyond marvelous. I especially love the "Raccoon 1st Person Raconteur"❣️ Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Laura Davidson's avatar

or maybe it's "1st person raccoon raconteur"...

Dr. Big Vic's avatar

Oh what a night. Late September...

Sherry Gerbi's avatar

I love this parody!! It gave me a few giggles which we desperately need as we see our country destroyed. I do have faith in the goodness of people and will look at all the happenings of the last 10 months as the opportunity to build a better government that works for ALL of us & not just the wealthy few. God bless America & all the people that reside within regardless of color, gender or beliefs.

bayjh's avatar

Pete will be very popular in the prison shower.

Gigi's avatar

🤣🤣

Wendy Jane Sichel's avatar

Very good. Love racoons. Not so much Pete, but this actually humanizes him in a weird way! Pathos is always more attractive than arrogance.....

Karen Brownfield's avatar

This is hilarious

ConfirmedBias's avatar

Hilarious! My husband and I were just discussing old Rocky here. I am glad I found out the rest of the story. I will let my husband know as well. Thank you!

Mary S's avatar

Excellent!

Mike A's avatar

This is awesome! Also...lol...

Despite Pete’s lack of upper-body strength, we somehow got up there...

Angy's avatar

The last line reminds me of an old punk song…all I wanted was a Pepsi

Donna's avatar

Absolutely LOVE this!

Jstn Green's avatar

That was freakin' hilarious. Made my morning better. Shared everywhere, as always.

Cheri Russell's avatar

The Animal Shelter where the raccoon was examined and slept off his inebriation, has T-shirts for sale! They are raising funds for the shelter. Sorry, I can't remember the name. The shirts have an image of a TRASHED PANDA on the front. LOLOLOLOLOL