NAZI NOEM REPLACED
BY ARGUABLY WORSE SEN. SHARTSTAIN MULLIN
Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem (KLAN) has finally been relieved of her post as DHS Secretary, and it has been a collective effort to make that happen.
I’d like to think our friend Arianne Betancourt played a part, with her nonstop advocacy, pressure against the system, and her presence at Kristi Noem’s Senate hearing.
This is a victory for sure, but it is a small and fleeting one. Unfortunately, the Trump regime has a deep bench of psychotic sycophants to pull from.
While Noem is being shifted to a new role in government as a “Special Envoy to the Shield of America” (whatever that fake job means) and will still remain on the taxpayer payroll, her replacement as Secretary of Homeland Security may be arguably worse.
Enter Senator Markwayne Mullin. Or as I like to call him, Shartstain Mullin. He’s someone who likes to put on a tough exterior while, inside, he’s just an absolute coward.
An anti-immigrant Christian Zionist, Shartstain Mullin has built a reputation for performative acts desperately trying to mask his deep insecurities.
When he’s not demonizing immigrants and supporting fascist, inhumane policies with great fervor, he’s pretending to know the “smell of war” despite never serving in the military or seeing combat. Famously, he threatened to get into a fistfight with Teamsters leader Sean O’Brien from the safety and sanctity of his Senate chair.
He’s all talk, because when push comes to shove and there’s a legitimate moment of conflict or crisis, you can see exactly how Mullin reacts by looking back at his behavior during the January 6th insurrection:
Cowering like the coward he is.
While he’s not out shooting innocent puppies like his predecessor, we wouldn’t put it past him.
He’ll probably be more ruthless. More ideological. More efficient. He probably won’t be taking a ton of cosplay selfies for his social media, but then again, who knows? His tenure as DHS Secretary may be even more vomit-inducing than Kristi’s.
Either way, one thing’s for sure. Just like Kristi, Shartstain Mullin has got to go.
Mullin may just be dumber than Gnome and quite possibly more cruel. This will not get any better!
And of course, the spineless congress will approve his nomination since the only qualification that seems to matter to them is: does he adequately suck up to dear leader and his Satchel of Richards?