Lil Marco is the most flaccid, ineffectual, and sweaty stooge in the cabinet. But this shit here is some glorious hilarity at the end of a very tense day. “The beaver is not harmed. The beaver is, however, furious…” damn near broke me. Thanks for your keen observations and a much needed palate cleanser 🫶
Absolutely stellar.
Lil Marco is the most flaccid, ineffectual, and sweaty stooge in the cabinet. But this shit here is some glorious hilarity at the end of a very tense day. “The beaver is not harmed. The beaver is, however, furious…” damn near broke me. Thanks for your keen observations and a much needed palate cleanser 🫶
Little Marco earned a good spanking and to be relegated to the trash heap of disgraced politicians!
The beaver deserves our respect and attention! They are more capable and more intelligent than the typical American voter.
A 3rd of the voting public may be what got us into this disaster, but I refuse to call them "typical American voters" ... mebbe my bias!?
I mean, another about third couldn't be fucked to get off their couches and vote because :reasons: 🙄
Not a high hurdle to clear, mind.
I think Rubio could use some toilet paper more effectively💩💩
That is a f**king good essay. Thank you!
LOOOOOOVVVEEE Beavers! And a Keystone species on top of bravery and self-awareness. (Please, humans, stop offending their dignity!)