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Joel Applegate's avatar

Absolutely stellar.

Dewie Kablooie 🏴‍☠️'s avatar

Lil Marco is the most flaccid, ineffectual, and sweaty stooge in the cabinet. But this shit here is some glorious hilarity at the end of a very tense day. “The beaver is not harmed. The beaver is, however, furious…” damn near broke me. Thanks for your keen observations and a much needed palate cleanser 🫶

Glennz2013's avatar

Little Marco earned a good spanking and to be relegated to the trash heap of disgraced politicians!

The beaver deserves our respect and attention! They are more capable and more intelligent than the typical American voter.

E S Smith's avatar

A 3rd of the voting public may be what got us into this disaster, but I refuse to call them "typical American voters" ... mebbe my bias!?

RNDM31's avatar

I mean, another about third couldn't be fucked to get off their couches and vote because :reasons: 🙄

Glennz2013's avatar

What about the people who didn't vote? You must include the people who failed in their civic duty, as well.

Now, if we only count the 33% all it takes to bring destruction or positive growth to a country is 33% of a voting population. History shows us this.

RNDM31's avatar

Not a high hurdle to clear, mind.

Pam's avatar

LOOOOOOVVVEEE Beavers! And a Keystone species on top of bravery and self-awareness. (Please, humans, stop offending their dignity!)

Janet Little's avatar

That is a f**king good essay. Thank you!

L D's avatar

I think Rubio could use some toilet paper more effectively💩💩

MaryBees's avatar

Thank you so much for pointing out the clear distinction between nature and it's surprising and consistent beauty and human produced absurdity. Sweat on Marco you dumb shit.

Robin Gilmartin's avatar

The best takedown ever while also celebrating the beloved beaver! Read it, you’ll learn something and laugh!

Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

"A person with presumably other options" Bwahahahahahahaha!!!