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Joyce Roush's avatar

Please direct those dildos to Republicans in Congress who are sadly lacking their own. They have the power to put an end to this criminal government.

CatC's avatar

In a day full of grief & anger- reading this was the best therapy! Omfg! Fabulous!

Rene R's avatar

This is so epic but also does the shop need donations to replace those dildos lost to the cause?!

Michelle Traver's avatar

The Smitten Kitten is accepting donations! https://smittenkittenonline.com/

Rene R's avatar

Awesome!👏🏽

Andrea J's avatar

Many thanks for the best thing I've read today. In a time of tears and rage I really needed this. Power to the People. With Dildos.

Denny Edwards's avatar

Good job! And I gotta agree with Joyce send one to Raggedy andy ogles here in TN cause he sure ain’t got nothing & no spine!

Kathy  Welch's avatar

A mighty and oh so creative effort!! Brilliant and epic to borrow verbiage from the above writers!! Well done on behalf of sane America!!! 🇺🇸 🎺 🍆

Laura MacDonald's avatar

oh my goodness, that is epic. We need to all get a box, on one day, all over the country, and bring these little d's to their knees

AnnieD's avatar

I like that idea! We just need a when for the epic dick

Michelle Traver's avatar

I think you are onto something! Like a single day when they are faced with more dildos than they know what to do with…

Dick day! When we have fun, it throws them off, at least temporarily.

Kathy Sowers's avatar

I'm in hysterics!

corey bushcott's avatar

Would love to see video of one getting hit in the face with a rubber dick. Maybe with a message on it about how hot that body armor is

Jill Carey's avatar

I cannot tell you how much I love this.

Sue W.'s avatar

Thank you, thank you, thank you, more than you'll ever know. I can't stop laughing, maniacally.✌️😵‍💫☺️👏🥶💪🤏🤝🧎🍆🥒🍌🥕🥖🥜🍡🥠🚨🗽🎆📢🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳🫡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chance Meeting's avatar

If you’d like to help Arianne continue her advocacy and dissent as she fights for her fathers freedom while remaining resilient and still finding joy in the face of all this fear, please consider donating to her crowdfunding campaign here:

https://gofund.me/5039e05a7

Chance Meeting's avatar

The triple D will return!

AnnieD's avatar

OMG this is so perfect, so right!! How magnificent you all must have been! Fantastic! Thank you for writing it all up so creatively, eloquently, I could almost hear that first dick fly through the air! You gave me goosebumps all over, and damn I wish I’d been there too! THANK YOU!!

Amy Smyth Miller's avatar

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. BA! HA! HA! ICE is a bunch of wienies!

Glennz2013's avatar

Power to the People with rubber penises!

Get yourself a gas mask my friend.

We will win this war!