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Joyce Roush's avatar

Please direct those dildos to Republicans in Congress who are sadly lacking their own. They have the power to put an end to this criminal government.

Kimberly's avatar

Excellent idea!

Jaclyn🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Brit's avatar

You'd have to sneak behind someone and put it on their head or forehead. Bald people or very short hair would be best.

Republicans are Dickheads after all 🤷‍♀️

Talvi’s Mom's avatar

Yes please any leftovers please forward to Rethugliecon Congress and Senators. Oh and if you have a special gray or green spotted one send it to Miller. You know Nosferatu. He so needs one.

August Pamplona's avatar

I'm not sure that I would restrict them to Republicans. I very much non negligible number of Democrat would merit being the recipient of such "package" packages.

Chance Meeting's avatar

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Mike Funnell's avatar

As we say down here in Oz (we 🔥 while you 🥶) “I’ve kicked the tin”. Best wishes, fond hopes and 👏 for amazing work.

CatC's avatar

In a day full of grief & anger- reading this was the best therapy! Omfg! Fabulous!

Chance Meeting's avatar

The triple D will return!

Andrea J's avatar

Many thanks for the best thing I've read today. In a time of tears and rage I really needed this. Power to the People. With Dildos.

Jackie B's avatar

Rechargeable power to the people with dildos and dignity for all!!

Jaclyn🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Brit's avatar

So they have those ports where you can charge your electric vehicle when you park there. On the side we need one for charging phones and one for charging dildos, obviously 🤷‍♀️

Jaclyn🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Brit's avatar

Those ones are harder to hide though if you have to charge them somewhere 😐 I guess charge it under the bed? 🤔

Rene R's avatar

This is so epic but also does the shop need donations to replace those dildos lost to the cause?!

Rene R's avatar

Awesome!👏🏽

Amy Smyth Miller's avatar

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. BA! HA! HA! ICE is a bunch of wienies!

Salmacis's avatar

But may it arrive pineapple-shaped, with a really gnarly rough end...

Kevin Barrett's avatar

“I’m going to hand out big dicks to little-dick ICE agents.” A single line of subtle observation to be quietly inserted into the anals of ICE and fascist history.

Amanda Chapman's avatar

"quietly inserted into the anals..."

🤣🤣🤣

Laura MacDonald's avatar

oh my goodness, that is epic. We need to all get a box, on one day, all over the country, and bring these little d's to their knees

AnnieD's avatar

I like that idea! We just need a when for the epic dick

Michelle Traver's avatar

I think you are onto something! Like a single day when they are faced with more dildos than they know what to do with…

Dick day! When we have fun, it throws them off, at least temporarily.

Lindsay's avatar

I’m sure there are plenty of people all over the country who would be willing to use their 3D printers for this!

They (hopefully??) aren’t going to be used for sexual purposes, so they don’t have to be medical grade or safe for insertion. That means they can be produced extremely cheaply by regular people!

Kathy  Welch's avatar

A mighty and oh so creative effort!! Brilliant and epic to borrow verbiage from the above writers!! Well done on behalf of sane America!!! 🇺🇸 🎺 🍆

Denny Edwards's avatar

Good job! And I gotta agree with Joyce send one to Raggedy andy ogles here in TN cause he sure ain’t got nothing & no spine!

AnnieD's avatar

OMG this is so perfect, so right!! How magnificent you all must have been! Fantastic! Thank you for writing it all up so creatively, eloquently, I could almost hear that first dick fly through the air! You gave me goosebumps all over, and damn I wish I’d been there too! THANK YOU!!

Jill Carey's avatar

I cannot tell you how much I love this.

corey bushcott's avatar

Would love to see video of one getting hit in the face with a rubber dick. Maybe with a message on it about how hot that body armor is

Lisa Savage's avatar

Great tactic! Brilliant strategy! And so much good writing!! e.g. "The cops stood there, choking us, shooting pepper balls at people holding noise makers and rubber penises, desperately trying to reassert dominance over pieces of silicone that had emotionally defeated them in under sixty seconds. They couldn’t pick them up. They couldn’t leave them there. They couldn’t kick them away without becoming a meme. So they did what every insecure authoritarian does when confronted with humiliation. They escalated."

"This was the federal government throwing tear gas at a punchline because they couldn’t arrest a joke."

"You can’t baton your way out of satire. You can’t gas a punchline. And you absolutely cannot maintain authority while tear-gassing people over a rubber dick."