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RM Strongoni's avatar

Real dicks investigating fake dicks for the really big dicks.

April Rooker's avatar

That is some masterful word play. Well said 🍆

Khalila RedBird's avatar

This is very heartening. And could be interesting.

Barney's avatar

It might become a trend at the Federal level!!

Khalila RedBird's avatar

Check out the Doinked collection at BendableGlass.com .

Stacy's avatar

I did not have this on my bingo card but seriously why not? FFS!

Lance Decker's avatar

LOL

Hound's avatar

There are lots of dildos in the Whitehouse. Trump is Netanyahu’s and Putin’s dildo. Hegseth provides the lube. Lindsey Graham does the cleanups.

Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

BWAHAHAHAHA I love this.

Cortisol and Me's avatar

I just hope they don’t get too much of a hard time at the office!

Kenneth James's avatar

The company ought to fashion some of those dildos into exact replicas of Trump's Cabinet members and Executive Staff, at least all the males, and then have them mounted and proudly on display in the White House whenever foreign dignitaries or Heads of State come for high-level meetings and soirées. This would fit perfectly to the times we find ourselves in.

r hamalian's avatar

Bwaahahaha!

Lisa Savage's avatar

What a delightful way to convey the very important message: if the FBI knocks on your door, don't say ANYTHING.

Cathy McWhorter's avatar

Love this.

Jeanne's avatar

That's so funny!!

Joe Wilson's avatar

FBI - F🤥ck, Batteries Included

Hehehe.

bayjh's avatar

We allow this.

Collins Flannery's avatar

I can't find anything online to confirm this. Please post more information.

Closer to the Edge's avatar

Have you heard of the Dildo Distribution Delegation?

Merry's avatar
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Thank you so much for reporting this important information. It’s absolutely essential for us to know what the professionals dicks in the dick brigade - the brave and committed keepers of the dicks - are doing to keep taxpayers safe. And for the record, I for one will sleep soundly tonight knowing that I’m safe from reckless, renegade dicks.