The company ought to fashion some of those dildos into exact replicas of Trump's Cabinet members and Executive Staff, at least all the males, and then have them mounted and proudly on display in the White House whenever foreign dignitaries or Heads of State come for high-level meetings and soirées. This would fit perfectly to the times we find ourselves in.
Thank you so much for reporting this important information. It’s absolutely essential for us to know what the professionals dicks in the dick brigade - the brave and committed keepers of the dicks - are doing to keep taxpayers safe. And for the record, I for one will sleep soundly tonight knowing that I’m safe from reckless, renegade dicks.
Real dicks investigating fake dicks for the really big dicks.
That is some masterful word play. Well said 🍆
This is very heartening. And could be interesting.
It might become a trend at the Federal level!!
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I did not have this on my bingo card but seriously why not? FFS!
LOL
There are lots of dildos in the Whitehouse. Trump is Netanyahu’s and Putin’s dildo. Hegseth provides the lube. Lindsey Graham does the cleanups.
BWAHAHAHAHA I love this.
I just hope they don’t get too much of a hard time at the office!
The company ought to fashion some of those dildos into exact replicas of Trump's Cabinet members and Executive Staff, at least all the males, and then have them mounted and proudly on display in the White House whenever foreign dignitaries or Heads of State come for high-level meetings and soirées. This would fit perfectly to the times we find ourselves in.
Bwaahahaha!
What a delightful way to convey the very important message: if the FBI knocks on your door, don't say ANYTHING.
Love this.
That's so funny!!
FBI - F🤥ck, Batteries Included
Hehehe.
We allow this.
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Have you heard of the Dildo Distribution Delegation?
Thank you so much for reporting this important information. It’s absolutely essential for us to know what the professionals dicks in the dick brigade - the brave and committed keepers of the dicks - are doing to keep taxpayers safe. And for the record, I for one will sleep soundly tonight knowing that I’m safe from reckless, renegade dicks.