Are you referring the FBI (as real dicks) and ICE (as fake dicks)? Is this a metaphor of our times? Why is it that real dicks don’t wear condoms (like face masks) but fake dicks do? And the big dick should, but doesn’t?
The company ought to fashion some of those dildos into exact replicas of Trump's Cabinet members and Executive Staff, at least all the males, and then have them mounted and proudly on display in the White House whenever foreign dignitaries or Heads of State come for high-level meetings and soirées. This would fit perfectly to the times we find ourselves in.
Or, perhaps use trump’s mushroom cloud as the perfect model, for a variety of reasons. And they’d likely be significantly cheaper to mass produce, given the size. Just a thought…
Here we are folks , right back at the place we started in 1981. Iran and Iraq, switching sides and sending weapons and letting our soldiers get captured and making illicit weapons deals supporting South American chaos. It’s really the same rich people getting rich, the same politicians being corrupt and putting the same young soldiers out there as targets for their greed and power. Only difference, I am no longer 19 year old girl wearing Vietnam era fatigues as one of the first group of female paratroopers at Ft Benning Ga to graduate w some of the recently released hostages from Iran who were held over a year , and then in my jump school class. I’m now a 60 something old woman that wears my Vet tshirt to my gym and gets asked “where my husband served “ by every younger white dude who sees it. You all can’t even imagine that it was possible, after all these years of women doing … well much more intelligent things w their lives than I did. Much braver and certainly a better use of time I guess. So much and so much of nothing has changed. Now my country that I helped defend doesn’t want me to vote or have a say in what women do with their own body. They don’t want my daughter to have a say and bc I am not Epstein class they want my sons to serve and risk death while their children profit from it. Nothing has changed except one thing, billionaires get away with anything and children are part of the pile of gold they can rape and we should all look away. I guess Ollie North has had second thoughts, but that’s about it and Hegseth is just a modern day North.
Thank you so much for reporting this important information. It’s absolutely essential for us to know what the professionals dicks in the dick brigade - the brave and committed keepers of the dicks - are doing to keep taxpayers safe. And for the record, I for one will sleep soundly tonight knowing that I’m safe from reckless, renegade dicks.
LMFAO!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! I think we all need to get some- and keep by our front doors! JUST IN CASE!!! BWAHAHA!!! I mean I usually just pull out my snake- not euphemism-actual Boa Constrictor cause my old guy is usually enough to send folks away, "crazy cat lady with snake draped around her?" yeah- lets just go.. ;) but having some Big D's around couldn't hurt?!!! :)
OMGODDESSES! Such a fun read that was easily imagined with Petal, I mean Patel, in charge of tricks. This bad ass Crone thanks you! Ooo, the places they could go...
Real dicks investigating fake dicks for the really big dicks.
That is some masterful word play. Well said 🍆
Are you referring the FBI (as real dicks) and ICE (as fake dicks)? Is this a metaphor of our times? Why is it that real dicks don’t wear condoms (like face masks) but fake dicks do? And the big dick should, but doesn’t?
I have no answer for this insanity.
Don’t overthink it. A dick is a dick is a dick.
Woah, is this a man’s world or what bro?
You sir, have won the internet! 😆 😂
I’d feel a lot better if my name wasn’t Richard.
Makes it even funnier.
This is very heartening. And could be interesting.
It might become a trend at the Federal level!!
Check out the Doinked collection at BendableGlass.com .
No they didn’t. Did they??
The company ought to fashion some of those dildos into exact replicas of Trump's Cabinet members and Executive Staff, at least all the males, and then have them mounted and proudly on display in the White House whenever foreign dignitaries or Heads of State come for high-level meetings and soirées. This would fit perfectly to the times we find ourselves in.
Or, perhaps use trump’s mushroom cloud as the perfect model, for a variety of reasons. And they’d likely be significantly cheaper to mass produce, given the size. Just a thought…
The latex budget would be quite small. If they deciced on silicone, oh, miniscule amont.....
Yep! 😂
The White House Hall of Dicks
Here we are folks , right back at the place we started in 1981. Iran and Iraq, switching sides and sending weapons and letting our soldiers get captured and making illicit weapons deals supporting South American chaos. It’s really the same rich people getting rich, the same politicians being corrupt and putting the same young soldiers out there as targets for their greed and power. Only difference, I am no longer 19 year old girl wearing Vietnam era fatigues as one of the first group of female paratroopers at Ft Benning Ga to graduate w some of the recently released hostages from Iran who were held over a year , and then in my jump school class. I’m now a 60 something old woman that wears my Vet tshirt to my gym and gets asked “where my husband served “ by every younger white dude who sees it. You all can’t even imagine that it was possible, after all these years of women doing … well much more intelligent things w their lives than I did. Much braver and certainly a better use of time I guess. So much and so much of nothing has changed. Now my country that I helped defend doesn’t want me to vote or have a say in what women do with their own body. They don’t want my daughter to have a say and bc I am not Epstein class they want my sons to serve and risk death while their children profit from it. Nothing has changed except one thing, billionaires get away with anything and children are part of the pile of gold they can rape and we should all look away. I guess Ollie North has had second thoughts, but that’s about it and Hegseth is just a modern day North.
And, all the progress we’ve made since the Vietnam era is being shitcanned by the pedoligarchs!
ooooh, nice word!
North was more composed, at least.
modern day North but without the decorated service part. He actually did something before he sold out the nation to protect Reagan.
Hegseth sold out the nation when he sold his soul to the ChristoFascist cult and its orange antiChrist...
Oh i think he sold it out long before that. He's had those tats and that drinking problem for a long time.
"Plastered Pete Kegstand" as Jeff Tiedrich puts it
I did not have this on my bingo card but seriously why not? FFS!
What a delightful way to convey the very important message: if the FBI knocks on your door, don't say ANYTHING.
There are lots of dildos in the Whitehouse. Trump is Netanyahu’s and Putin’s dildo. Hegseth provides the lube. Lindsey Graham does the cleanups.
I still can't figure out if this is satire.
That's understandable. We are really hoping there is Ring camera footage.
I’m with ya. Dicks gonna dick around, right?
Substack is on fire today! I haven't laughed this much in months!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just hope they don’t get too much of a hard time at the office!
FBI - F🤥ck, Batteries Included
Hehehe.
😂😂😂
Thank you so much for reporting this important information. It’s absolutely essential for us to know what the professionals dicks in the dick brigade - the brave and committed keepers of the dicks - are doing to keep taxpayers safe. And for the record, I for one will sleep soundly tonight knowing that I’m safe from reckless, renegade dicks.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BWAHAHAHAHA I love this.
LOL
LMFAO!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! I think we all need to get some- and keep by our front doors! JUST IN CASE!!! BWAHAHA!!! I mean I usually just pull out my snake- not euphemism-actual Boa Constrictor cause my old guy is usually enough to send folks away, "crazy cat lady with snake draped around her?" yeah- lets just go.. ;) but having some Big D's around couldn't hurt?!!! :)
OMGODDESSES! Such a fun read that was easily imagined with Petal, I mean Patel, in charge of tricks. This bad ass Crone thanks you! Ooo, the places they could go...