By now, the world should have learned that when Donald Trump sneezes, at least five democracies catch pneumonia and a few more start coughing up blood. But no—humanity, in its endless, masochistic stupidity, has decided to take the orange-colored chaos theory experiment of 2016 and export it like some grotesque new strain of political mad cow disease. Welcome to the worldwide outbreak of Trumpism, a movement so stupid, so nakedly corrupt, so gleefully ignorant of reality that it might just be the final nail in the coffin of civilization.