When the Trump administration announced a sweeping new tariff policy this week, few expected it to include some of the most remote, uninhabited, and ecologically fragile places on Earth.
This is what happens when you ask ChatGpt to draw up a list of places to put tariffs against and the amounts of said tariffs. Seriously, that is how it happened. No joke.
Yes, I saw that too, where someone who was suspicious of trump's numbers asked ChatGPT how to calculate tariffs and it came up with the same cockamamie formula trump has apparently used—take the trade deficit and divide it in half and voilá, you've got your tariff figure. And, if there was no trade deficit, throw a 10 percent tariff on 'em just for appearances. He's such an absolute potato.
Ha!!! Imagine, if Vance is after seal meat and polar bears with these tariffs, what the furniture industry, the ones specifically making couches, will be hit with!!!!🥶💪🤣
More fun with JD! I see you're now calling his Arctic misadventure the Greenland Futon Affair. I thoroughly enjoyed that earlier noir fiction series in three parts. And now you include a reference to rogue intelligence asset / wilderness guide "The bustard"!
That word brings to my vintage mind a limerick contest judged by Isaac Asimov in 1978. The winning entry was this gem. I had remembered the words a bit differently, but the internet has come to my rescue:
"The bustard's an exquisite fowl
With minimal reason to growl.
He escapes what would be
Illegitimacy
By grace of a fortunate vowel."
The limerick, of course, is apropos of nothing, but I thought word lovers on this page would enjoy it. Well, maybe the bustard has penguin friends on Heard and McDonald islands.
If you're not bored yet, here's another limerick about international diplomacy.
As always, thank you for making me laugh! (Greenland Futon Affair - bwa hahahaha!!) And as always, thank you for being so brilliant that you have researched the topic of tariffs so well that now you can educate, wishfulling thinking, the people behind the work happening in this adminstration. Idiots be dammed, full speed ahead, don't look forward (and actually plan) or look for actual facts to use, just bumble along to support your king.
As a contract killer you could stand to the right of your victim hold the nozzle of your gun to your right temple and pull the trigger. stand close enough and this will kill your intended victim. we call it the tariff shot. Good luck America !
Simple explanation - Rump & company are too lazy and stupid to have factual reasons. They just included every place in that part of the world. Please, no more articles about this distraction. That’s one of their main tools.
This is what happens when you ask ChatGpt to draw up a list of places to put tariffs against and the amounts of said tariffs. Seriously, that is how it happened. No joke.
Wow. No one should ever trust ChatGPT. It is so unreliable at times. It's Artificial Stupidity.
And look who is using it to kill our economy. It explains everything.
Yes, I saw that too, where someone who was suspicious of trump's numbers asked ChatGPT how to calculate tariffs and it came up with the same cockamamie formula trump has apparently used—take the trade deficit and divide it in half and voilá, you've got your tariff figure. And, if there was no trade deficit, throw a 10 percent tariff on 'em just for appearances. He's such an absolute potato.
Rump’s narcissism makes him act like a greedy kid in a candy store—he wants All The Things for himself. SMH
He's the Veruca Salt of politics.
LOL Yes!!
Ha!!! Imagine, if Vance is after seal meat and polar bears with these tariffs, what the furniture industry, the ones specifically making couches, will be hit with!!!!🥶💪🤣
Europe makes some fine couches.
What will all of the comedians do, when they no longer have Trump to ridicule? Oh, I know, the furniture fornicator, JD Vance.
More fun with JD! I see you're now calling his Arctic misadventure the Greenland Futon Affair. I thoroughly enjoyed that earlier noir fiction series in three parts. And now you include a reference to rogue intelligence asset / wilderness guide "The bustard"!
That word brings to my vintage mind a limerick contest judged by Isaac Asimov in 1978. The winning entry was this gem. I had remembered the words a bit differently, but the internet has come to my rescue:
"The bustard's an exquisite fowl
With minimal reason to growl.
He escapes what would be
Illegitimacy
By grace of a fortunate vowel."
The limerick, of course, is apropos of nothing, but I thought word lovers on this page would enjoy it. Well, maybe the bustard has penguin friends on Heard and McDonald islands.
If you're not bored yet, here's another limerick about international diplomacy.
Said Carter, the Democrats' nominee,
In this the year Anno Domini,
Send grits and not wheat
For the Russians to eat.
And thus you'll achieve
Global hominy.
As always, thank you for making me laugh! (Greenland Futon Affair - bwa hahahaha!!) And as always, thank you for being so brilliant that you have researched the topic of tariffs so well that now you can educate, wishfulling thinking, the people behind the work happening in this adminstration. Idiots be dammed, full speed ahead, don't look forward (and actually plan) or look for actual facts to use, just bumble along to support your king.
As a contract killer you could stand to the right of your victim hold the nozzle of your gun to your right temple and pull the trigger. stand close enough and this will kill your intended victim. we call it the tariff shot. Good luck America !
Time to recharge and ready ourselves for hands off day. You will be energized by all of the good people.
JD and the Polar Bear? Hey wait - wasn't Monday April Fool's Day?
The penguin jokes are threatening to drown out the call to action for Saturday. It's just one of tRump's usual distractions.
When there’s no products bought from the USA, will the felon arrest the penguins?
Simple explanation - Rump & company are too lazy and stupid to have factual reasons. They just included every place in that part of the world. Please, no more articles about this distraction. That’s one of their main tools.
Smells more like incompetent to me.