LABOR DAY ISN’T A PICNIC THIS YEAR
Forget hot dogs and parades—on September 1, Washington, D.C. will be a staging ground for the Workers Over Billionaires movement. Instead of beer coolers, think picket signs. Instead of backyard grills, think megaphones pointed straight at Congress. This year Labor Day isn’t about burgers on the lawn—it’s about the people doing the labor reminding billionaires and their pet politicians who actually keeps the lights on.
SEPTEMBER 2: CONGRESS GETS A WELCOME WAGON
The very next morning, as Congress stumbles back from vacation, protesters will be there to greet them at Columbus Circle. Picture lawmakers dragging their luggage through a wall of signs demanding justice, while a digital truck circles the block with a glowing reminder about Epstein’s still-hidden files. Add a side of “Taco Tuesday” street theater at Connecticut & Calvert NW and you’ve got a protest menu spicier than anything on K Street.
EPSTEIN’S GHOST RIDES SHOTGUN
Activist Cliff Cash plans to roll three massive billboard trucks around the Capitol, the White House, Heritage, and Fox DC. On screen: Trump’s silhouette lurking under the words Believe Women and Children; the demand to Release the Epstein Files; and Republican leaders immortalized under the headline Raise Your Hand If You Like Protecting Pedophiles. Subtle? Not even close. Effective? You better believe it. Nothing makes a staffer sweat like a moving Jumbotron calling their boss a predator enabler.
SEPTEMBER 3: THE HITS KEEP COMING
By Wednesday the energy doesn’t die down—it mutates. The day promises a Capitol rally against clean-energy rollbacks, a “Remove the Regime” demonstration, Palestine vigils outside the White House, and rush-hour protests designed to snarl traffic just as every congressional aide tries to get home. If you thought D.C. gridlock was bad before, wait until it’s fueled by chants, chalk slogans, and a few thousand air horns.
THREE DAYS THAT SPELL TROUBLE FOR POWER
Put it all together and you’ve got a three-day gauntlet of democracy in its messiest, loudest, most inconvenient form. Labor taking back its holiday. Congress getting ambushed on the walk to work. Protest trucks spelling out the words nobody in power wants to hear: Release. The. Epstein. Files. If Washington hoped for a sleepy end to summer, September 1–3 will wake it up with a bullhorn. The only question left is whether the people inside those marble buildings are listening—or just closing the blinds and praying the trucks run out of gas.
Three days. A capital city clogged with protests, taco-fueled sign waves, vigil candles, air horns, and digital billboards screaming about Epstein’s secrets. September 1–3 isn’t just a news cycle—it’s a stress test for the people in charge. And while the networks cut to commercial, Closer to the Edge will be right here, reporting and reminding you what they don’t want you to see.
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Very Important: Also happening on September 3rd in Washington, DC:
EPSTEIN SURVIVORS' PRESS CONFERENCE, SEPTEMBER 3RD, 10:30 a.m. ET
Congressmen Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie and at least 10 Epstein survivors will speak;
Brad Edwards and Brittany Henderson, attorneys representing the survivors, are also speaking;
The news conference is scheduled to take place at the House Triangle in Washington, D.C
What about the Epstein victims speaking their truth on Sept. 3 in DC?