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Lori4ponies's avatar

My choice would be, unhook the battery, chuck it at Kid Rock, he sinks with battery, the sharks get him and his beer, and possibly electrocuted from the battery. Kills two birds with one stone. Make a paddle out of one of the solar panels and head for shore. My dad always said “given enough rope, people will hang themselves. “ We have given this administration plenty of rope, now we need to tighten the noose.

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Tom Smith's avatar

I like the survive and live to fight another day! If I die taking out 10 pieces of trash, I did good but if I survive I might be able to take up 10 times that amount or more!

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Mike A's avatar

Well said!

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Pamela Sawall's avatar

Oh…my…god. To put this in a slightly different parlance, it’s the Kobayashi Maru. (Iykyk) We’re there. And, horribly, the courage of Flight 93 comes to mind. There are no pockets in a shroud, people. We need to put it, collectively, all on the field.

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Carolyn Dragon (she/her)'s avatar

Pitch Elizabeth Warren to step forward with her numbers, knowledge & voice in memes and posts to take on Trump, Levitt, Noem, Bondi - let's have a woman causing good trouble

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Rob Spencer's avatar

I hope he at the very least replies....;)

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Chris Kuebler's avatar

Imma need to send this to his office. Rook, you should also plan to fax it over to them.

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Chris Kuebler's avatar

Submitted!

https://www.gov.ca.gov/contact/

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Cassi Patterson's avatar

SO GOOD!!!!

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Rhonda's avatar

Did so as well. May be sent by snail mail as well.

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Mail

Governor Gavin Newsom

1021 O Street, Suite 9000

Sacramento, CA 95814

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Moki Kokoris's avatar

I have an idea. We should each make a copy and separately mail the letter to his office. Let's flood the zone, shall we?

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Rhonda's avatar

I did electronically, but here is the address. I may do that as well.

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Here are other ways to contact the Governor. These may take longer.

Mail

Governor Gavin Newsom

1021 O Street, Suite 9000

Sacramento, CA 95814

Phone

(916) 445-2841

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Martha Ture's avatar

Remember Rule One: You can't take it with you when you go.

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ShellBell's avatar

Bravo!!!👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼

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Kate Clark's avatar

The dude would approve

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Nancy Plunkett's avatar

Go gettem….

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Anne Dimopoulos's avatar

Rook has my vote. Closer to the Edge puts out the sharpest, wittiest, most cutting and on-point commentary out there. Lots of folks have signed up on my recommendation, because it is just the kind of jolt we are all needing now. Let's see what the Gov. does....

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Joe Miller's avatar

Brilliant!

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Terrie's avatar

Yeah - that was good. I like it!

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J.J. Loughran's avatar

😅😅

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PeggyStuart's avatar

Who needs a battery when you’re under sail. (OK, maybe if the wind dies down. I confess, I’ve been there.)

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