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Lynda Phoenix's avatar

Damn! I missed this one. Is it for real? If so, we are really living in the land of dipshits! (Robert Freddie Kruger Jr being at the top of the list).

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Barbara's avatar

Omg, “snack detection systems.” I love how your mind works, Rook T Winchester! ❤️

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Jstn Green's avatar

What is this all about? No context.

Never mind, I found it…

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/teen-handcuffed-ai-thinks-doritos-173010781.html

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Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

Ok, this is a little too close to the edge. I can see this happening IRL, because we already live in the Dark Stupid Age, money is God, and, frankly, I could watch RFK Jr levitate, but only if his head explodes at the edge of the atmosphere.

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L P Inness's avatar

America 2025 - failing upward...

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Marianne Clelland's avatar

this piece is perfection (not hyperbole…you continue to outdo yourself 🤣)

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Linda Hopper's avatar

Excellent!

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Jane Hiatt's avatar

Hilarious!

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US Taxpayer's avatar

Excellent commentary! Don’t forget the hamburgers, fries and condiments Tempertantrump shoots against the wall. No target necessary. He couldn’t find it anyway! Perhaps ATF will begin searching the mash potatoes for contraband!

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Lynda Phoenix's avatar

Thanks, Kal. This was really helpful. I missed this first time around. It's crazy that the same AI missed a shooter and then took down a teenage chips eater. I think it's back to the drawing board for them.

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