I must remember to put my coffee down, and to swallow the gulp BEFORE reading your posts! And now you'll excuse me while I wipe the thin film of caffeine off my cellphone! 😠
I was sitting in a meeting and saw this post pop up in my eMail queue on my phone - only the headline was visible. I got so angry I had to get up and leave the meeting. “Surely the Nobel Committee couldn’t possibly be this unbelievably stupid?,” I thought. Got back to my desk and read the whole thing. I’m recovering now from my extreme anger and anxiety attack. Satan is really pissed, though, because it was a budget meeting that I walked out on ……..
I just love the creative sarcasm. It makes my day. Sadly, there is just too much bs that needs to be called out and exposed the same way djt spews his vitriol.
The main stream media’s wings have been clipped. They have normalized Cheeto and don’t report what is going on while they only report the shiny object of the day so you don’t pay attention to the crap going on behind the curtain.
Stop that! I almost had a coronary!!!
Seriously. At least label this stiff as satire. LOLOL
That ‘s what I just said to my sister. I told her. ‘Omg I almost had a heart attack. My first reaction was, ‘Oh Thank God!’ Then I laughed my 🍑 off! 🤣
More brilliant work from Edge
I must remember to put my coffee down, and to swallow the gulp BEFORE reading your posts! And now you'll excuse me while I wipe the thin film of caffeine off my cellphone! 😠
You had me for a quick moment!
👌🏻 Please make sure the proper Nobel Committée in Oslo reads this. 😃🇸🇪
Hubris! Doubtful he knows what it is. I had to look it up
How do you circumcise a Hu?
Great comment!
I was sitting in a meeting and saw this post pop up in my eMail queue on my phone - only the headline was visible. I got so angry I had to get up and leave the meeting. “Surely the Nobel Committee couldn’t possibly be this unbelievably stupid?,” I thought. Got back to my desk and read the whole thing. I’m recovering now from my extreme anger and anxiety attack. Satan is really pissed, though, because it was a budget meeting that I walked out on ……..
How about labeling this as Satire? I nearly fainted dead away. LOLOL
Me too!!! So well written and truthful it should be real!
I laughed until it hurt…wait, it’s been hurting for about 10 years, but it hurts worse now.
Perfect! 🤑👍
I have not laughed this hard in months! This is priceless! Thank you so much for all you do! ❤️ 👍
Omg I nearly had a heart attack! 😅 Brilliantly written. 😂👏
I just love the creative sarcasm. It makes my day. Sadly, there is just too much bs that needs to be called out and exposed the same way djt spews his vitriol.
The main stream media’s wings have been clipped. They have normalized Cheeto and don’t report what is going on while they only report the shiny object of the day so you don’t pay attention to the crap going on behind the curtain.
Perfect, just perfect. I hope he sees it, though he probably won't understand the irony.
He doesn't get the wrinkly, either.
Just a split second while I absorbed the headline, then I went in looking for a laugh. 😁
I flinched… Jax🇨🇦