WE WOULD LIKE TO CONFESS

[Janet Hawk]

Amazing satire!!

[r hamalian]

Rook you are my hero! ♥️♥️♥️👏👏👏👏👏

[majorfathead]

Hah! Love everything about this! Hey drunk the wall eyed bear! Problem solved. Oh and 86 47

[Peter White]

Brilliant!!

[Meredith Brown]

I can not unsee that scary worm

[Mrs.George]

Perfect, but I am rooting for the algae.

[Laurel Taylor]

yes, they are SO decorative...

[Rose Ross]

This is definitely a saver

[Abbey Clark]

Absolutely INCREDIBLE! I snorted more times than I care to admit. Thank you for making me belly laugh this morning 🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Chris Resists]

Wow, Rook. Well done. Give Sebastian a big, American Spirits scented kiss for me. I did not have Ugly Fuck Worms on my bingo card for 2026...

https://chrisresists.substack.com/p/welcome-to-2026

[Terrie]

Hilarious!! I'm saving this to re-read every so often. Thank you for this!

[Gigi]

I don’t know if this is true but it is hilarious!

[mac jordan 🇬🇧]

Brilliant!

[CatC]

Crying! Bwhahaha! Oh how I needed this today! Thank you so much!

[Renegade Crone]

YES! Brilliantly communicated!

[Mitch Federman]

I love it! This is what you guys do. But this is your best piece yet. And the act itself is both unique and hilarious. Thank you for driving the point home so vividly, exquisitely, and with humor.

[Deborah K Davis]

Brought a smile to my Sunday morning face!!