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Diane Wyzga's avatar

Word on the street is that the regime is looking to replace Hegseth.

May as well get a 2 for 1 Coupon Special & replace the puppy killer, too!

Well done, Closer to the Edge!

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Blue Dogs's avatar

Yes. Dump Puppy Killer Barbie and Drunk Heggie.

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Diane Wyzga's avatar

All it takes is a bunch of chickens with a conscience to cross the road - or the aisle - & work together with their colleagues for impeachment

Or, come the mid-terms there will be no road for the GOP chickens to cross.

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PLawson85's avatar

If this Nazi Cunt ever ended up Sharing the same fate as Diane Whipple, at the hands of a Cane Corso or Presa, I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it. Unlike Whipple(R.I.P.🏳️‍🌈) Noem Deserves to be mauled by a Dog.

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Debbie's avatar

Oh no, please don’t do that to the dog. The dog would be euthanized. Perhaps she could just trip and fall and hit her head on some substantial concrete barriers that she had insisted on being placed for some “trumped up” lie and “homeland security.”

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PLawson85's avatar

If it’s a Renegade Stray, It wouldn’t be identified. Karma is gonna get this Bitch.

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Bean Pan's avatar

Charles Manson lived in the wrong decade

Definitely cabinet material

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Joe Citizen's avatar

I was born and raised in South Dakota. I would joke it was the best place to be from. I now need to add, Kristi Noem is the worst thing to come from South Dakota.

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Farmers AGAINST Thumper's avatar

I’m in North Dakota, I feel for ya ! 🫣🤣

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Paul Johnson's avatar

Is this the Rev Fm Canton

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Joe Citizen's avatar

It is not. Good luck finding him.

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Maureen's avatar

I hope you had tons of fun writing this. It sure appears so. So biting and funny. Thanks.

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Travis Hightower's avatar

Was the purse made of Dalmatian puppies?

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PLawson85's avatar

She’s like a Real Life Cruella DeVille. I’m surprised that the Canine Community hasn’t gone after her with Pitchforks and Torches like they did against Vick.

It was easier, because he’s Black.

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Debra Jennings's avatar

Bravo. You must laughing all the way to the keyboard.

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Barbara Bly's avatar

Amazing story. Again who plans on cash to buy Easter dinner. 3000$ ?

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Carole's avatar

Just a workin gal paid in cash!!

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

$20, same as downtown!

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Amelia Adams's avatar

Modern, "smart" working girls all have a square now.....cash is passe.

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Carole's avatar

What’s a “square”?

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Carole's avatar

WHAT??? No Venmo?

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Suzette's avatar

A drug dealer? A guy that buys stolen goods?

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Carole's avatar

Bigger issue/ in charge of homeland security and can’t secure a giant red purse stuffed with cash?

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julie elder's avatar

I’m wondering how far off this is from the truth? 🤔 LOL

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Hilaria Snark's avatar

Next time, May she be disappeared like her purse - swiftly & without a trace. Gone. Forever. I wishe that same fate on ALL of the regime.

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Mary Pembleton's avatar

That’s what needs to happen. Remove the trash surrounding krasnov, not all at once but slowly disappear them.

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Sam's avatar

Dumb and dumber the Trump edition

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Cyndi's avatar

If she can’t even keep her purse secure, how in the H can she possibly keep a country safe? The incompetence is blinding… we all all living in a nightmare with not one, not two, but dozens of monsters wreaking havoc!

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Chris Rey's avatar

They are all of the *Goon* genre.

Her Concentration Camp photo-op in front of the Gulag-shelved prisoners. Her trademark pose holding the trademark assault rifle muzzle to the head of her puppy ICE agent’s head. Use of the word “trademark,” not in jest.

Her palms reflexly reminisce the cold of the AK rifle whenever she spys a puppy.

And they crucified Fani Willis for alleging to carry wads in her purse to pay in cash.

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Sandrine's avatar

Lots of fodder for SNL— the Presidential Cabinet sacheting around Washington amongst the courts of law and governance losing purses and cash and purposely letting out military secrets on unsafe connections that can’t be traced within a day.

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Itsoktosaygay's avatar

ONG I love you! This is beyond anything I’ve read of late. Articulate, Direct, Precise. I cannot thank you enough for this most precious insight of the Cosplay Media Whore.

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chris riffert's avatar

“That’s her moral compass — a dead dog, a dictator, and a dream of becoming America’s least competent martyr.”

“That's gold Jerry…gold!!”

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John Turley MD's avatar

That much cash? Must be a gang member — off to El Salvador with you Kristi.

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Leslie Goodman-Malamuth's avatar

Absolutely on point! I want to know exactly what comprises Kristi’s “medications”—and whether she has prescriptions for them.

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Debbie Detmer's avatar

We fight with what remains to us!!! Great job and for your next heist? Just watch for RFK jr text messages!!!

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