86, 47 (Now’s the Time)

To the tune of “867-5309” by Tommy Tutone

[Verse 1]

Jimmy's walking with a coffee in hand

Leaves some shells like a zen command

Just driftwood art and tide-kissed rhyme

But Tulsi screams, “IT’S AN EXECUTION SIGN!”

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[Chorus]

86, 47—Now’s the time!
86, 47—Seashell crime!
86, 47—Grow a spine!
86, 47—Now’s the time!

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[Verse 2]

Comey’s 6'8" and built like a dad

Wears khakis, flip flops, never seems mad

He shared two numbers and walked away

Tulsi called for tanks to swarm the bay

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[Chorus]

86, 47—Now’s the time!
86, 47—Full headline!
86, 47—Coastal slime?
86, 47—Now’s the time!

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[Bridge – ominous drama Tulsi invented]

She saw the shells. Her face turned grim

Said, “That’s a kill code—aimed at him!”

She drew a chalkboard, linked to JFK

“The deep state speaks in clamshells,” she said today.

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[Verse 3 – Total Humiliation Mode]

Now Tulsi’s pacing in a surfer town

Shouting, “WHERE’S THE HITMAN? HE’S GOTTA BE AROUND!”

Locals hand her sunscreen, beg her to rest

But she’s dialing 911 to “ARREST THIS PEST.”

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[Chorus – full throttle mockery]

86, 47—Now’s the time!
86, 47—She lost her mind!
86, 47—Where’s the sign?
86, 47—Now’s the time!

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