BE REVERE OR GET OUT OF THE GODDAMN ROAD

On the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride, the alarm must ring again — louder, sharper, and aimed squarely at the lawlessness of a tyrant in power.

There are times in history when a whisper won’t cut it. This is one of those times.

It’s been exactly 250 years since a silversmith on a borrowed horse defied an empire. Paul Revere wasn’t a politician. He wasn’t rich. He didn’t sit on a committee or draft a constitution. He was just a man with a warning — and he rode through the night to deliver it, not knowing if anyone would listen.

We remember Revere because he yelled. Because he rode. Because he acted. What will they remember us for?

THE COUNTRY WASN’T BORN WITH A DECLARATION — IT WAS BORN WITH A WARNING

Before Jefferson, before Washington, before the cannon smoke and the fanfare — there was a horse, a rider, and a message: Wake the hell up. They’re coming.

Revere didn’t wait for the perfect plan. He didn’t file paperwork. He didn’t need mass approval. He mounted that horse on April 18, 1775, because he saw something coming — and knew silence was complicity.

He didn’t even finish the ride.

The myth leaves that part out. He was captured by British officers and never made it to Concord. It was another rider, Samuel Prescott, who got there. But Revere’s warning had already spread like gunpowder. And the next morning, at Lexington and Concord, the war began.

He didn’t need to finish the ride to start the revolution.

HE DIDN’T JUST RIDE — HE FOUGHT THE NARRATIVE WAR FIRST

Long before the midnight ride, Paul Revere picked up something far more dangerous than a musket: an engraving tool.

In the wake of the Boston Massacre, he created the now-iconic image of British redcoats firing into an innocent crowd. The truth was far more chaotic — but that wasn’t the point. Revere stole the design from another artist, Henry Pelham, and rushed it into production to beat the official story to the street.

Was it propaganda? Absolutely. Was it accurate? Not exactly. Was it necessary? Yes.

Because Paul Revere understood something most liberals still don’t: if you don’t control the image, the enemy will. And when truth is under siege, speed matters more than perfection.

That engraving was reproduced across the colonies. It helped tip a nervous public into action. Revere didn’t wait to get it right — he got it out. He knew what he was doing. And that’s what made him dangerous.

THE REDCOATS WEAR BLUE TIES NOW

Fast forward 250 years. We’ve got a tyrant in office again. Donald Trump is stomping on subpoenas, mocking the courts, threatening judges, and plotting revenge in broad daylight — not in secret, but on stage, on camera, in full view of a country too dazed to stop him. He is not a glitch in the system. He is the system’s revenge on the people who dared to challenge it.

And still, we hear the whispers: “It won’t matter.” “It’s too late.” “You’re not going to stop him.”

They said the same thing in 1775.

Revere didn’t wait for a vote. He didn’t trust the courts. He didn’t assume justice would show up on its own. He warned the people anyway.

REVERES DON’T WAIT FOR PERMISSION — THEY RIDE

He wasn’t just a rider. He was an organizer, part of a network of working-class Bostonians known as the mechanics — spies, couriers, and agitators who kept the Sons of Liberty informed while Loyalists drank their tea and plotted their treason.

He was also a dentist, for God’s sake. After the Battle of Bunker Hill, he identified the mutilated body of Dr. Joseph Warren by the ivory dental implant he had made.

And after the war, he didn’t retire — he industrialized the revolution. His copper foundry helped plate the USS Constitution — Old Ironsides — in armor. He literally forged the defenses of the new nation with his own hands.

Revere didn’t just sound the alarm. He picked up the dead. He melted the metal. He built the armor.

TO THE PESSIMISTS IN THE PEANUT GALLERY

You know exactly who they are. The defeatists. The eye-rollers. The podcast moderates and Twitter cynics and broken-glass pragmatists who spend more time sneering at activism than fighting fascism. These are the ones who lounge in their resignation like it’s a virtue, smug in their hopelessness, mistaking paralysis for wisdom. They scoff at protests, dismiss organizing as “performance,” and treat every act of resistance as a cringe sideshow beneath their intellectual dignity. But make no mistake — these are the same hollow-chested cowards who would’ve stood at the edge of Boston that night and told Paul Revere to sit the hell down.

They would’ve told him he was being dramatic. That riding through the countryside yelling about tyranny was only going to “escalate tensions.” They would’ve wrung their hands over tone, over optics, over the risk of upsetting the moderate Loyalists who might one day vote against King George if we just asked nicely. They would’ve told him to be patient, to “trust the process,” to go home and let the elites handle it. And if Revere had listened to them, you’d be reading this under a crown.

So if you hear someone saying it’s too late, or that protest doesn’t matter, or that it’s foolish to fight because the system is rigged — understand who you’re dealing with. That is not a voice of wisdom. That is a voice of surrender dressed up in sophistication. They are not helping you. They are not protecting you. They are dragging you down to the bottom of the sea and calling it realism.

You want to honor Paul Revere? Don’t quote him. Don’t hang a goddamn flag in his name while sitting silent. He didn’t pose for statues — he acted. He saw the danger coming, and he rode into it. That’s the job. That’s the duty. That’s the fucking legacy.

So if someone tries to stop you — tells you it’s not worth it, tells you it’s already lost, tells you to just sit back and let it happen?

Look them dead in the eye and tell them this: Be Revere. Or get out of the goddamn road.

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