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Rob Wise's avatar

The problem for us in the rest of the world is that we can't believe how many Waynemarks there are in the US to have voted Trump back again - like what is in the water supply over there? Oh, and thanks you guys for the imminent fuel shortage, probable inflation, the resulting lift in mortgage repayments, and the possible WWIII and / or recession.

I guess if we can’t afford to visit the US, sending your countries lived experience to the rest of us is something, I guess, we should all be thankful for?

Glennz2013's avatar

We still have quite a number of lead pipes in the not so United States.

It's destroying the brains of many Americans. Oh, that and Fox News and fundamentalism!

Rob Wise's avatar

Arhhhh ! might explain the impact on the skin color - rashes, swellings and turning orange I hear.

Matthew’s Memories's avatar

Here in the UK, the lead pipe used to be one of the options in ‘Cluedo’, as in… The Reverend Plumb, in the library, with the lead pipe.

Just sayin’

Moki Kokoris's avatar

At first I questioned whether I had been sucked in through a wormhole that suddenly appeared in the space time continuum, but as I continued to read, I finally understood that I'm not in Kansas anymore. Your decision to bring this new contributing author into the fold is an absolutely brilliant idea! He'll add some tongue-in-cheeky coloratura to the team. Can't wait! Let the games begin!

Notes from the underground's avatar

Is Waynemark any less despicable than the 80 plus million Americans who didn’t bother to vote at all and let the vampire in?

Karin's avatar

Thank you for that. I needed the laugh. I look forward to it. Can't wait to see his "Profile pic"

Moki Kokoris's avatar

I, too, think this plan is beyond clever! Comic relief, as only Closer to the Edge can concoct!

MaryBees's avatar

That is so damn funny, but why can't I stop crying? We are in so much trouble, treading water in a sea of morons. We cannot give up though (read my post called We Cannot Give Up).

JaKsaa's avatar

“Is what happens when a human being spends a decade marinating in cable news, viral outrage, social-media echo chambers, and a constant stream of political spectacle until politics stops being an opinion and becomes a personality.”

There should be a full revision to America’s cable ‘news’ because the 2024 elections was proof that any thug can ride into town in a Trojan Horse, and speak only lies, and dance on stage like a drugged party crasher and get elected.

🤢

Kathrin Brunner-Schwer's avatar

Thank you for the laugh, I needed that so badly (whilst still processing an accidental meeting at the grocery store yesterday - with a real Waynemark... aaaaaargh!).

Paul Kolosso's avatar

The fact that he can procreate is rock solid evidence that the deity that the religious proclaim to believe in, clearly is a deeply flawed deity.

votecreatedequal's avatar

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Owl Media's avatar

Genius

Mike A's avatar

Well this should be interesting....

cjane hall's avatar

Okaayyy. What tha?. me adled brain not yet caffeine injected, body sore -snow shoveling (FINALLY! TY GOD!) still on delay w/ time change- trying to puzzle piece this one: real or memorex? Oh Hell- pass the caffeine & whiskey- go for it! Lmao! Trust you all! 🤣🤣

🇨🇦Laura Stavro🇨🇦's avatar

You had me scared there for a minute thinking WTF? Trump continues to add Dumb & Dumber to his regime of merry bandits.

Mona Villarrubia's avatar

But what about the intellectuals in the shallow end of the swamp's dna pool? They might make him their king?

Irma Beeler's avatar

I worked at the mental institution while in nurses training. I was very happy to get away from the paranoia it produced in me. I won't be reading any of his demented posts. Thank you however for warning us.

Jean Losquadro's avatar

Please don’t. We have enough to worry about without this craziness!

Closer to the Edge's avatar

“Waynemark Nillum” is a fictional satirical pen name created as a literary device and a mirror for MAGA to look at.