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Melissa Izquierdo's avatar

Love this idea! As a Jew, I've had antisemitic tropes said to my face by supposed friends. When confronted, they said "oh, I didn't mean you" as if that excused it. Perhaps that can be a subchapter.

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SL Sousa's avatar

They always mean somebody else. Don't they realize that everybody is a somebody!

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Liz Sweibel … Dot Dot Dot ...'s avatar

Definitely.

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Randi's avatar

Did you ssk who they meant?

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Melissa Izquierdo's avatar

I should have

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Randi's avatar

Next time you will.

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Randi's avatar

Ask

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Mark H. Jones's avatar

My vote for chapter one is the “Shut the hell up” chapter. White (supremacist) noise drowns out all meaningful conversation.

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Mimi Michalski's avatar

Phil Ochs has a biting satirical song from the early 60s called "Love Me, I'm a Liberal," where he points out the hypocrisy of people who claim to be non-racist liberals but give themselves away by the things they say or think.

https://genius.com/Phil-ochs-love-me-im-a-liberal-lyrics

We still have these types of "liberals" in the Democratic Party - the ones who always vote Democratic but are now up in arms about Mamdani being the Dem nominee for mayor of NYC (and that goes for some of our leaders, too, who are refusing to endorse him).

So perhaps a chapter would be:

"Of course I love Democracy, as long as the right people are elected." (I'm sure you can do better on the headline).

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Jeff M.'s avatar

Chapter 8: "There Wasn't Any Racism Until You Started Talking About Racism"

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Robyn Overton's avatar

I respond to the comment, ' but I have black friends' by asking if they have been to their homes, know their children, cooked a meal together or watched a movie. If not, they aren't friends...just acquaintances.

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Lisa MT618's avatar

Seriously though, a book like this and maybe a pamphlet with a list of what not to do. Place them around a town you know there’s problems. Coffee shops, display at the pharmacies in town. Anywhere people gather. Libraries, VFW, Moose Lodge. Whatever it takes. When you read something often enough, you know. Awesomeness.

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Cathrine Snowman's avatar

It’s a tie between 3 and 4. In an interracial marriage for 35yrs…. These

are two (of several) pet peeves:

* my parents were racist and I was brought up to fear Black men (says a 70 something woman -and others - who is of the age to make her own choices…

* I’m not racist , I have a Black friend, Black coworker, etc. Ugh 😑

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Mimi Michalski's avatar

It's ironic that people who are racist are always the ones who feel they have to say they're NOT racist.

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Melissa Izquierdo's avatar

My personal fave "but I didn't mean you."

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Mike A's avatar

3. Old, White, and Wrong: Why Age Is Not a Racism Hall Pass

Gets my vote. That's essentially the whole Republican MAGA party.

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Andrea J's avatar

I agree that Shut The Hell Up should be the first chapter. They have to be able to do that to listen to the rest. And maybe include Tim Minchin's song "Prejudice" as an object lesson.

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Pat F's avatar

Just in case they're not going to read much, can we start with #7? 7. Shut the Hell Up: The Art of Not Speaking When You Don’t Know Anything

And can we get sticky notes of these points and post them around towns, restrooms. inside library books, etc.

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James Cassidy's avatar

Damn good idea. Keep it simple. If they can read at all it’s at a third grade level.

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SL Sousa's avatar

You are being generous...3rd grade. Maybe it needs pictures!

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Colleen Benton's avatar

Do you watch the show "Resident Alien"? Maybe a series of pictures, as at the beginning of the show, that demonstrate (facetiously) cause and effect?

That might be too obscure for the intended audience...

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Patricia Reed's avatar

I have to applaud all the chapters but #3 hits close to home. Love Lisa MT618's suggestion of pamphlets to leave around. Even single sheets printed on both sides would be beneficial and handy. Please activate this idea. It's a winner.

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Jean M Mazza's avatar

My input, in order:

1. “I’m Not Racist, But…”

5. Intent vs. Impact

7. Shut the Hell Up

Etc.

Another brilliant satire by CttE.

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Brenda Braham's avatar

Definitely a chapter called “You people.”

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Bad Bunny's avatar

Subtitled "Better to keep quiet and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

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Ty Bauman's avatar

This is probably a subchapter of I'm not racist but or "my black friend' I'm not racist, some of my best friends are... (black, Mexican, gay, etic)

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