Sounds to me like you nailed it. We have a former Prime Minister of Australia who went on holiday in Hawaii when we had massive bush fires in the Eastern States, ignoring the disaster. When interviewed about his absence he told the journalist that "he didn't hold a hose". All class like Ted Cruz, I guess.
Another pimple on Trump’s ass. There has to be many fine folks who live in Texas, but it boggles the mind how disgusting individuals like Cancun Cruz get elected.
Her name was actually Snowflake! I kid you not. I posted a picture of my small white dog in Houston wrapped in a heavy blanket #Free Snowflake. My doctor was a friend of Cruz and kept telling me how charming he was. I changed doctors.
Remember how folks felt comfortable voting for George W. Bush because he seemed like the kind of fellow who you'd enjoy meeting for a beer? What is wrong with people (rhetorical)? Cruz' public persona reads as anything but "charming". Of course I've not made his acquaintance nor would that be my desire.
Apparently, Snowflake’s gender is unknown (Ted doesn’t allow pronouns) and “they” may be a Bichon rather than than a poodle, but my dog Luc says, “Ted thinks his dog is like Nixon’s dog Checkers, but I knew Checkers and Snowflake is no Checkers!”
Outstanding!!!! Again please please send it to him!!!!🙏
Yes. That's what I'm thinking. Send it.
Well done. I freaking hate him!
Day 5: Ask President Trump to ridicule me, my wife and my father..... again
Sounds to me like you nailed it. We have a former Prime Minister of Australia who went on holiday in Hawaii when we had massive bush fires in the Eastern States, ignoring the disaster. When interviewed about his absence he told the journalist that "he didn't hold a hose". All class like Ted Cruz, I guess.
Love this satirical piece!! So funny in a sadly timely way. Thanks for posting. 😂
Satire wins the day.
Priceless! Sure hope he sees this. 🤣
❤️🤣❤️ Hilarious!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bloody hilarious
🤪🤑😂🤣😘 cruise with Cruz. Expert at abandoning ships and constituents!
Ted Cruz...my inspiration to continually exercise. . One look at his gross fat ass makes me see "that reminds me....I need to shave and work out..."
Another pimple on Trump’s ass. There has to be many fine folks who live in Texas, but it boggles the mind how disgusting individuals like Cancun Cruz get elected.
He’s such a DWEEB! Why - oh WHY - is he still their Senator??? 🫨
Fucking Brilliant and I laughed my ass off
Then posted to all of my shit 😱😭😆🔥😜
Her name was actually Snowflake! I kid you not. I posted a picture of my small white dog in Houston wrapped in a heavy blanket #Free Snowflake. My doctor was a friend of Cruz and kept telling me how charming he was. I changed doctors.
Remember how folks felt comfortable voting for George W. Bush because he seemed like the kind of fellow who you'd enjoy meeting for a beer? What is wrong with people (rhetorical)? Cruz' public persona reads as anything but "charming". Of course I've not made his acquaintance nor would that be my desire.
Apparently, Snowflake’s gender is unknown (Ted doesn’t allow pronouns) and “they” may be a Bichon rather than than a poodle, but my dog Luc says, “Ted thinks his dog is like Nixon’s dog Checkers, but I knew Checkers and Snowflake is no Checkers!”
The world could definitely benefit from more gender-fluid canines
I always have thought that Carnival should name its newest cruise ship the Plague Princess (or maybe The Good Ship Norovirus).
Uh oh, not a lot of happy medium between claustro- and agora-. . . Thanks for following Nuclear Fiction!