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N L Lewis's avatar

He's not Orange Foolius's bitch - that would require enough independent sentience to choose surrender.

He's an ambulant slime mold in humanoid form.

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Bec Keegan's avatar

Tangential: I read elsewhere that Sauce is Slime with a Purpose - van Orden is Trump's sauce.

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Randi's avatar

I like that!

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Deborah Somers's avatar

He's not Trump's B, he's an evil entity BF'ER all by himself. A truly nasty Human. Show him the Light by introducing him to Jesus...forever.

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Mary therese lemanek's avatar

It’s what you do, not what you claim be be or believe that speaks the truth.

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Bevann's avatar

👍. Equivalent to what my generation grew up saying “Actions speaks louder than words”.

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Bad Bunny's avatar

To which I'd add "cringing like a bitch".

🎶 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩

𝘛𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱

𝘉𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜.𝘚.𝘈.

𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜.𝘚.𝘈. 🎶

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Ani Sweitzer's avatar

Is he TACO's little taquito eater? 🤣

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Mommadillo's avatar

He has a Facebook page. Just sayin’.

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Donna Seifer's avatar

DVO is a schmuck.

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Flora Jackman's avatar

Definitely his ‘b….h’.

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