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Sarah_Goldflies_Herrle's avatar

Perhaps he could watch some National Geographic documentaries he could control the remote and fast forward when needed. His son could watch with him and monitor for his dad’s, you know, erection. Scary.

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Dr. Sandra K Gangstead's avatar

Thank- you for sharing this wonderful, article offering useful advise toJohnson and his cast of Clowns (better know as the US GOP members of Congress)! The humorous satire is so appropriate for the otherwise “not so funny times” we are experiencing !

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Leslye A Billions's avatar

This is because he is The Wangar Hangar, which is literally the buddy system to go to the potty..You're not supposed to look much less touch too much..Poor guy is so confused by this display of male flesh. Lmao. He's wondering where they're hiding their " weapons and such " lol.🤭🤣😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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Heather Olivier's avatar

This is such an excellent piece! Comments too-

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S. E. B.'s avatar

This made my day. My cat interrupted her bottom-licking to say she liked it, too.

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Becky Cate's avatar

So scary. Poor Mikey....he is afraid because he likes it.

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🌈 Lance Trottier 🌈's avatar

Excellent write-up!

Personally, the human body, male and/or female (and anything in between) is a beautiful thing...

Mikey No~Johnson is simply jealous...

or... maybe he's afraid of his loins reacting...

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Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

Hamsters can bite. I bet they'd draw blood on Mikie. Animals can sense weakness.

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Barbara's avatar

Mikey should remember that his boss is famous for schtupping and or raping women and children and still gets excited by the press secretary’s lips and the way a journalist speaks. He’s been taking his little blue pill.

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LVD's avatar

Doubt he can even find his pecker

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Laurie Hudson's avatar

He could respond in equal measure and keep the temp down by doing winter clad protestors in Portland Maine.

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Mike A's avatar

This is fantastic! Although you may want to be cautious of the advice to view statues of little cherubs. Probably too much for him to be able to suppress his pedophile tendencies....

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Felix Colvin's avatar

He must not be exposed the the wall mural in the Conchy Joe’s men’s room of 30 or so naked female French bicyclists. (Jensen Beach), allowed to read Elmer Gantry, lest he feel inferior). I can imagine a streaming movie with Mikey played by Danny DeVito entitled Give It to Mikey, He’ll Eat it”!

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Lori Buffum's avatar

Might be your best work yet!

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Ilze Earner's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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SA Fouch's avatar

Hahaha!

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US Taxpayer's avatar

Did Mike use IVF or did he actually have intercourse with his wife to create his son? The son who he shares the hobby of watching naked people participating in sex games. Right, Mikey?

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