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Joyce's avatar

So “anyone who believes they were a victim of weaponization can apply”. Where’s my application? I feel deeply victimized by this weaponization against all decent ACTUAL American patriots, those millions of us taxpayers now victimized by this BOGUS middle finger gesture by Trump against America.

Judy Donnan's avatar

Maybe that’s the answer - we ALL apply!👍

Annette Parra's avatar

You probably won’t get thru their private council! Their club, their rules! Hand Maidens Tale…here we come 😡

Joyce's avatar

Feels that way.

Sandi's avatar

They'll just put us on yet another "list."

MaryJanice Davidson's avatar

Outstanding post.

Shellebelle's avatar

This is the most beautiful “fuck you” I’ve ever read. Todd should read it - I think it would serve as a catharsis, to finally be fully understood. Bravo, brilliant mind.

Kelly Berger's avatar

😝 this is a terrific frame on Todd’s state of being. Evil and misery coexist in this arrogant skin suit who is helping Dumpy destroy our nation.

Janice Reinersman's avatar

Oh, the paradox of laughing out loud at something and someone so obscene. In

the midst of these truly horrendous times, to be able to laugh is crucial. And

then show up, stand up and fight back. Thanks for this post.

L P Inness's avatar

brilliant insight and a masterful take down...kudos!!

Carolyn Hays Jones's avatar

I would have thought that brung Trump’s personal lawyer totally disqualified him from being Attorney General of the United States!

Kelly Berger's avatar

Things used to matter

Susan's avatar

You just made my day! Wat an interesting mind you have.

Jane 53's avatar

Excellent!

Cassi's avatar

Masterpiece.

majorfathead's avatar

Brilliant, thiugh i do take exception with the premise that he finally needs to feel empty. I feel like every time he looks in a mirror emptiness is all he feels. Also how would he continue spewing all the fanta menace's instructions if he wasnt full of shit?

Bucky Buchanan's avatar

This one is really good. Love the snark. Reading it OR writing it.

Respect,

Bucky.

Escapades by Elaine Soloway's avatar

Bowing to the genius writing in this Substack.

Dana Briggs's avatar

PHOQUEDISMUTHAFUKKA 💀💩👎🏾☠️😱😱😳😡😡😡‼️

Professor Clearhead's avatar

Tremendously respectful, particularly as such an artful expression of disrespect. While the authors' bloodline reference makes us wonder what was Grandpa Blanche's career of legerdemain, they give Todd presumption of - if not innocence - penance.

While beating J6'ers to the application form makes absolute sense (despite its sure value-add to Palantir's product line), and while it might be hypocritical of us to demand taxpayer-funded accountability for those whose crimes demand the very least costly of sentences, our bottom line remains: What, while the clock ticks, will WE do - are WE doing - TODAY - to help make good centuries later our Founders' promise - now unraveling at the quarter-millenium along with our own refugee forebears' dreams?

We've surely committed to memory 202.224.3121 and 202.225.3121 and used it. 50409. Indivisible.org. Fairfight.com. Mobilize.us. Centerforcommonground.org. Fiftyfifty.one. We replaced our WaPo subscriptions with substack and more. Have we deep canvassed today? Did we call any voters? How many texts did we send? How many signs did we make? How many neighbors did we help feed? What's our plan?

Where will we focus? Blanche et al have chosen their roads and filled their calendars. Each of us taking just one action today (Two is better, four is too many) will help transcend Blanche and topple Trump. Isn't that what we want?

Richard Bertoldo's avatar

Todd, Blan- che. Pronounce his surname in what ever way you wish, his name includes the letters for what. Italians know what a f...k wit he is.