According to the Bible, the fictional character Jesus was only supposed to have said 'Jesus wept' once. Of course the imaginary one might have said 'oy vey'. The thing is, the Ape who would be King is so demonstrably insane that there seems to be reason enough to call out the witty cry at least a dozen times a day.
I was just thinking of the sound in my head if someone Swiftly came up with a withering tune about such a thing. Maybe 'jesus wept at the inept, the total turd is so absurd. We are all doomed, his Depends boomed.. 🎶🎶🎶🎶'
Are you talking about our article or 2025 in general? Yes, our proposed changes are very tongue-in-cheek. Trump wanting the stadium named after him is 100% real.
Is Tempertantrump re- constructing the Washington White House to be his “entertainment complex” ? Market Largo is where all the deals have been made since 2015….
Why not cults, dictators, moguls, tycoons, barons, czars, bigwigs…?
And while he’s at it, why not just just build a ginormous electrified graphene wall, the likes of which the world has never seen, around the entirety of Washington DC, call it TRUMPLANDIA DT, then gild and name all the sports arenas, the monuments, the waterways, the buildings, the museums, airports, streets, and libraries after Trump, and claim full authority over the entire country? And I’m guessing his team will never lose!
Inspired! Brilliant!!
(and let's not forget the "Hail Melania" pass)
Fantastic idea.
I suggest the Washington Filibusters as the perfect name!
Or the Washington Epsteins?
If he wants the stadium named after him, we could call it “Asshole Stadium.” Make the retractable roof a pink sphincter
I will not forgive you for that visual.
...and, and, and, wait! and after every touchdown, his orangeness is called to the field to spike the ball.
Grab them by the pigskin
According to the Bible, the fictional character Jesus was only supposed to have said 'Jesus wept' once. Of course the imaginary one might have said 'oy vey'. The thing is, the Ape who would be King is so demonstrably insane that there seems to be reason enough to call out the witty cry at least a dozen times a day.
I was just thinking of the sound in my head if someone Swiftly came up with a withering tune about such a thing. Maybe 'jesus wept at the inept, the total turd is so absurd. We are all doomed, his Depends boomed.. 🎶🎶🎶🎶'
...or something like that...
This is a joke, right…?
Are you talking about our article or 2025 in general? Yes, our proposed changes are very tongue-in-cheek. Trump wanting the stadium named after him is 100% real.
Let’s re-name the Epstein Files after him.
Is Tempertantrump re- constructing the Washington White House to be his “entertainment complex” ? Market Largo is where all the deals have been made since 2015….
OMG. Patriotic head surge. Freedom adjustment. I spit tea on my keyboard.
And if you bury someone there, anyone, it could be a tax break. WIN, WIN! Or is that solely in New Jersey? Not to worry, he’ll change the DC laws.
So glad I give you money
I loved all the tongue-in-cheek! Well done sir.
Why not cults, dictators, moguls, tycoons, barons, czars, bigwigs…?
And while he’s at it, why not just just build a ginormous electrified graphene wall, the likes of which the world has never seen, around the entirety of Washington DC, call it TRUMPLANDIA DT, then gild and name all the sports arenas, the monuments, the waterways, the buildings, the museums, airports, streets, and libraries after Trump, and claim full authority over the entire country? And I’m guessing his team will never lose!
Well said !!
How about the Epstein Memorial Arena?
This is hysterically funny! (Hysteria is appropriate these days, no?) I also love the Hail Melania Pass.
Thanks for giving me a reason to laugh.