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Mike Feder's avatar

Inspired! Brilliant!!

(and let's not forget the "Hail Melania" pass)

Closer to the Edge's avatar

Fantastic idea.

Kathy Spargo's avatar

I suggest the Washington Filibusters as the perfect name!

Closer to the Edge's avatar

Or the Washington Epsteins?

Robert Porter's avatar

If he wants the stadium named after him, we could call it “Asshole Stadium.” Make the retractable roof a pink sphincter

Joel Applegate's avatar

I will not forgive you for that visual.

Joel Applegate's avatar

...and, and, and, wait! and after every touchdown, his orangeness is called to the field to spike the ball.

Terry Brigman's avatar

Grab them by the pigskin

Joe Wilson's avatar

According to the Bible, the fictional character Jesus was only supposed to have said 'Jesus wept' once. Of course the imaginary one might have said 'oy vey'. The thing is, the Ape who would be King is so demonstrably insane that there seems to be reason enough to call out the witty cry at least a dozen times a day.

I was just thinking of the sound in my head if someone Swiftly came up with a withering tune about such a thing. Maybe 'jesus wept at the inept, the total turd is so absurd. We are all doomed, his Depends boomed.. 🎶🎶🎶🎶'

...or something like that...

bayjh's avatar

This is a joke, right…?

Closer to the Edge's avatar

Are you talking about our article or 2025 in general? Yes, our proposed changes are very tongue-in-cheek. Trump wanting the stadium named after him is 100% real.

bayjh's avatar

Let’s re-name the Epstein Files after him.

US Taxpayer's avatar

Is Tempertantrump re- constructing the Washington White House to be his “entertainment complex” ? Market Largo is where all the deals have been made since 2015….

Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

OMG. Patriotic head surge. Freedom adjustment. I spit tea on my keyboard.

Eileen MD's avatar

And if you bury someone there, anyone, it could be a tax break. WIN, WIN! Or is that solely in New Jersey? Not to worry, he’ll change the DC laws.

Amy meeker's avatar

So glad I give you money

Sherry Gerbi's avatar

I loved all the tongue-in-cheek! Well done sir.

Merry's avatar
Nov 9Edited

Why not cults, dictators, moguls, tycoons, barons, czars, bigwigs…?

And while he’s at it, why not just just build a ginormous electrified graphene wall, the likes of which the world has never seen, around the entirety of Washington DC, call it TRUMPLANDIA DT, then gild and name all the sports arenas, the monuments, the waterways, the buildings, the museums, airports, streets, and libraries after Trump, and claim full authority over the entire country? And I’m guessing his team will never lose!

Mary Jo Wilkins's avatar

Well said !!

Jstn Green's avatar

How about the Epstein Memorial Arena?

Carrie Deitzel's avatar

This is hysterically funny! (Hysteria is appropriate these days, no?) I also love the Hail Melania Pass.

Thanks for giving me a reason to laugh.