Somebody should take a blood sample from young Josh and study it for "incurable two-facedness."
It's possible--in a hysterical fit, that he once bit Susan Collins, because she has some of the same-symptoms. There's probably no cure for this disease, just as there is currently no procedure for inserting spines into invertebrates.
As one of his (totally ignored) constituents, I wholeheartedly approve. He’s as corrupt and cowardly as they come. He grew up here but hasn’t lived in Missouri for decades. He finally bought property here to satisfy the residency requirements when he ran for reelection but spends zero time here. Such a spineless, lying douche
Josh Hawley is a traitor to the United States and a fucking coward. First there was his disgusting performance on January 6th. This was followed by him talking against Dirtbag Donnie’s big horrible bill and then voting for it anyway despite how it will adversely affect his constituents. At a Senate hearing he was begging ICE Barbie Kristi Noem for funds to keep open rural hospitals in his state. Why didn’t you just vote against the bill, you fucking hypocrite? Josh Hawley truly sucks. His constituents should remember what he has done and vote him out of office.
Brilliant--keep at it!
Love this!!!
Please please please tell me this was actually sent to him or I will type the whole thing myself to him in an email!!!!🙏
Does he have a fax number?
Just hit the share/arrow button
Shared to Josh Hawley's Substack, who BTW has 26 followers.
26? Half of those are subscription bots, bet. LOL
I approve of this message!
I think I spotted a typo. Those shoes are supposed to come in Run-Like-Hell Yellow. The Klansman-Hood White ones come out next year.
Better, much better!
Wow! I’m impressed! ❤️
We are also in awe of Josh. 😉
Filling the deep need for satire. Wonderful.
BEAUTIFULLY EXPRESSED!
Somebody should take a blood sample from young Josh and study it for "incurable two-facedness."
It's possible--in a hysterical fit, that he once bit Susan Collins, because she has some of the same-symptoms. There's probably no cure for this disease, just as there is currently no procedure for inserting spines into invertebrates.
Perfect!
As one of his (totally ignored) constituents, I wholeheartedly approve. He’s as corrupt and cowardly as they come. He grew up here but hasn’t lived in Missouri for decades. He finally bought property here to satisfy the residency requirements when he ran for reelection but spends zero time here. Such a spineless, lying douche
Josh Hawley is a traitor to the United States and a fucking coward. First there was his disgusting performance on January 6th. This was followed by him talking against Dirtbag Donnie’s big horrible bill and then voting for it anyway despite how it will adversely affect his constituents. At a Senate hearing he was begging ICE Barbie Kristi Noem for funds to keep open rural hospitals in his state. Why didn’t you just vote against the bill, you fucking hypocrite? Josh Hawley truly sucks. His constituents should remember what he has done and vote him out of office.
I'm reasonably confident Josh will take a pair of the white ones...
Fucking brilliant as always 5 star Hawley weasel faced little prick
I still think you should find some marbles to throw down in front of him. Or maybe a banana peel. 😏
Like OJ, running through the airport,
doing the old Hertz commercials.
His theme song should be “ Stayin’ Alive”