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Nancy Harmon Jenkins's avatar

Brilliant--keep at it!

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Sue P's avatar

Love this!!!

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laura oshea's avatar

Please please please tell me this was actually sent to him or I will type the whole thing myself to him in an email!!!!🙏

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Closer to the Edge's avatar

Does he have a fax number?

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James Barfield's avatar

Just hit the share/arrow button

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Ellen Morrison's avatar

Shared to Josh Hawley's Substack, who BTW has 26 followers.

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Erin's avatar

26? Half of those are subscription bots, bet. LOL

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Joanne Miller's avatar

I approve of this message!

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Jstn Green's avatar

I think I spotted a typo. Those shoes are supposed to come in Run-Like-Hell Yellow. The Klansman-Hood White ones come out next year.

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Defiant's avatar

Better, much better!

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Sandy Murphey's avatar

Wow! I’m impressed! ❤️

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Closer to the Edge's avatar

We are also in awe of Josh. 😉

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Dan Beach's avatar

Filling the deep need for satire. Wonderful.

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Mike Feder's avatar

BEAUTIFULLY EXPRESSED!

Somebody should take a blood sample from young Josh and study it for "incurable two-facedness."

It's possible--in a hysterical fit, that he once bit Susan Collins, because she has some of the same-symptoms. There's probably no cure for this disease, just as there is currently no procedure for inserting spines into invertebrates.

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Cyndy Floor's avatar

Perfect!

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Dewie Kablooie 🏴‍☠️'s avatar

As one of his (totally ignored) constituents, I wholeheartedly approve. He’s as corrupt and cowardly as they come. He grew up here but hasn’t lived in Missouri for decades. He finally bought property here to satisfy the residency requirements when he ran for reelection but spends zero time here. Such a spineless, lying douche

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Matthew's avatar

Josh Hawley is a traitor to the United States and a fucking coward. First there was his disgusting performance on January 6th. This was followed by him talking against Dirtbag Donnie’s big horrible bill and then voting for it anyway despite how it will adversely affect his constituents. At a Senate hearing he was begging ICE Barbie Kristi Noem for funds to keep open rural hospitals in his state. Why didn’t you just vote against the bill, you fucking hypocrite? Josh Hawley truly sucks. His constituents should remember what he has done and vote him out of office.

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The Frosty Protocol's avatar

I'm reasonably confident Josh will take a pair of the white ones...

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James Barfield's avatar

Fucking brilliant as always 5 star Hawley weasel faced little prick

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Kasey Coff's avatar

I still think you should find some marbles to throw down in front of him. Or maybe a banana peel. 😏

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Allan's avatar

Like OJ, running through the airport,

doing the old Hertz commercials.

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Another Dave's avatar

His theme song should be “ Stayin’ Alive”

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