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Jean Nelson's avatar

Brilliant!

I’m a fan of snark.

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SNARK Avenue's avatar

Me too! 🙋‍♀️

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Star Chaplin's avatar

Likewise

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Nancy Drew's avatar

Unfortunately, this Trump sounds way too logical with his insanity. He's talking in complete sentences. Other than that it was hilarious. 😹

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HulitC's avatar

Reading the book “Commander in Cheat”, this “No FEMA for You” post resonates completely with the real trump’s modus operandi. He thinks only of himself and lives for revenge to any who thwart or even try to thwart his aims.

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Kathy O'Rourke's avatar

Made me laugh but it's sounds just like him.. well done. Sad isn't it?

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Star Chaplin's avatar

Brilliant. More Trump than madman assahola. Let me go back to sleep now. Oh and I’m glad I’m a paid subscriber!

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Christina Gurchinoff's avatar

You know you won’t be getting FEMA for this.

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Annie Conway's avatar

This level of insanity outside of an insane asylum!?!?!?

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Howard Sorett's avatar

I felt said upon reading the post because it may become reality!

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SNARK Avenue's avatar

Snarkalicious, yum! 😋

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Mark P.'s avatar

Make out make sense. Release the Epstein files.

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Diane's avatar

How is this 75% satire? I read the whole thing and heard his voice saying these ridiculous things, which rang so true to his usual comments. The fact that we have a blithering, delusional, falsifier driven by his ego with an evil cadre of invisible, obsequious, greedy puppeteers in charge, well, unless things change in critical mass, goodbye democracy.

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Mike A's avatar

Yes exactly! This is EXACTLY what the wannabe dictator would say.

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Marjorie's avatar

This had me going. I couldn't decide if it was really DT babbling on. Uncanny resemblance to his drivel. Bravo!

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Patricia Reed's avatar

Spot on! This is indeed Felon47 to a T !

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Kristy's avatar

Such a despicable human.

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Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

My friend, I'd like to suggest you go to a safe place and get your brain bleached, because you've gotten way into his head to be this good at "being" him, and I care about your mental health. Excellent satire is hard to find, and I'd like your brain to be healthy and able to continue poking the pigs.

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Randi's avatar

I could actually hear FELON47 saying every one of those things.

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