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Maggie Bennett's avatar

You forgot to say “Thank you for your Attention to this Matter” and sign your name in all caps, Mr. uh, “President”.

Closer to the Edge's avatar

We can still make edits. If we do, we will include your excellent suggestion.

LadyHistorian's avatar

Sounds just like the convicted felon himself playing fast and loose with the law of the land—AGAIN/STILL. FEH.

Sara Kinsey's avatar

You know IF he would ever read this, he wouldn't see the satire and would COMPLETELY agree. Maybe even refer others to the article saying that at least SOMEone understood him. Not sure whether I need to laugh or cry about that fact. Maybe both.

Very, very well written.

Marjorie's avatar

And he is getting worse every day. Is there no limit to what his lackeys will tolerate?

bayjh's avatar

To paraphrase Shakespeare, badly, who will rid of us of this meddlesome beast?

Sharon Miller's avatar

That's what I want to know-maybe the judge that just left? Someone needs to!

Mike A's avatar

"Why would I pardon people who did something wrong unless I thought it was right? Exactly. Case closed."

Merry's avatar
Jan 5Edited

I tried to laugh. I opened my mouth, tried to smile. Nothing! Wide-eyed. Radio silence.

This isn’t satire! This sounds EXACTLY like something dementia donny would say!

And besides, all dumb donnyboy has to do is decree it by EO. DONE!

Dave NZ's avatar

Very clever. I can hear him saying these words. You nailed it.

Joyce Jacobs's avatar

I love this. Thank you so much for all you do.

Kari's avatar

Oh my God! That rant is pathetic and disconcerting! If this post does not prove that he is mentally and emotionally Not qualified to be in office, I don’t know what would! Unbelievable! He sounds like he needs a podium in a mental health facility where he can preach to his invisible audience anytime at all. This ranting and raving many times a day to the whole of the American public could not be construed as “Typical” by any logical, intelligent human being.

Monty Cobb's avatar

Great and precisely aimed satire. So, is anything happening with the lawsuit you proposed? I'd still like to contribute and work on it.