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MUSA💙💙💙USAM's avatar

OMG! What’s sad is, it’s what’s happening every day. They are so afraid of the truth!!! What they don’t realize is ‘lies are killing them slowly’ so they don’t realize it til it’s too late and then 💥…bet they will be clutching their eggs to the bitter end. I’m WOKE, I’m Antifa and proud of it. Just wish they would give us a secret decoder ring, should I check the backs of my cereal boxes???

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Closer to the Edge's avatar

You're name isn't Michelle, is it? 😉

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MUSA💙💙💙USAM's avatar

No.

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Patrick Stevens's avatar

OMG, LMFAO -- pure genius! I needed this, like I need air!!!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

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Closer to the Edge's avatar

Thank Ronald.

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Linda Stewart's avatar

Yes!

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Thomas Crane's avatar

Awesome! Thank you for a Friday laugh!

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r hamalian's avatar

I started laughing before I even read the article!

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Closer to the Edge's avatar

Excellent. 😀

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StillJootz's avatar

LOL!! Good one!!

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🇨🇦Laura Stavro🇨🇦's avatar

This is definitely a day humour is needed and added to a very sad state of affairs of a 34 count Felon and what he is bringing to Make America Great Again, under his rules only.

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US Taxpayer's avatar

When someone says they want to rule the world….believe them. Then lock them in a rubber room. Who was it from Maine? Who once said, “I think he learned his lesson”. He has never learned anything good. Just greed.

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TWSchumacher's avatar

You actually gave the ICE Cold ❄️ “help line” operator far too much civility. I would expect a real ICE operator would give “Ronold” much more credibility and cultivate his seedling complaints into “solid”reasons to send in the ICE crack troops or some distant state’s federalized national guard 💂.

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CatC's avatar

You crack me up SO MUCH! my only complaint is I get distracted & don't get enough work done! hahaha! but laughing is so important these days.. so it's alright! keep going!

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Chris Kuebler's avatar

"If one more person calls about a neighbor reading or subscribing to Closer to the Edge, I’m quitting."

What's the number? Let's get Janine to quit!!

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🌈 Lance Trottier 🌈's avatar

Some people actually "think" like him...

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Ravenstar's avatar

Brilliant!

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Merry's avatar

ANTIFA? I’ve been looking EVERYWHERE for her! She harmless, just getting old, a bit of dementia sometimes. Forgets where she is or what she was doing.

Oh, and BTW, We call her anti FA because it’s short for anti falafel. She loves falafel. And she always perks up when she hears “falafel”

So. If you see her, just tell her to GO HOME! The falafel is ready!

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Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

I am, as we speak, attempting to breed a new blue variety of tomato. I'm going to call it Better Than Red and make it taste like sweet truth. Then we can have proper ANTIFA salads and reap joy from pissing our MAGAt neighbors off some more.

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Denise Riesau-Moreno's avatar

There's never a bad day for humor and irony. Michelle is my kind of gal.

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Jstn Green's avatar

ROFLMAO +tax +interest

That was great, but then that's what I expect from you. Shared widely as always. Thanks.

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