Every descent into authoritarianism begins with a laugh. A man appears on the stage of public life — loud, bizarre, theatrical, impossible to ignore. His critics dismiss him as a buffoon, a distraction, a narcissistic sideshow doomed to collapse under the weight of his own absurdity. But while the pundits snicker and the late-night hosts sharpen their punchlines, the crowd begins to listen. Not all of them, not at first — but the disillusioned, the resentful, the ones who feel forgotten or mocked or left behind. He tells them their anger is righteous. He tells them they are the real victims. And most importantly, he tells them none of this was their fault. He doesn't ask for trust. He asks for vengeance. And they give it to him.
THE MYTH OF A WOUNDED NATION
A tyrant does not seize power by promising bloodshed. He promises restoration. He paints a picture of a glorious past — orderly, moral, prosperous — and declares that it has been stolen by enemies within. The myth is simple and seductive: the nation was once great, but has been betrayed by weak leaders, corrupt institutions, and dangerous outsiders. He blames immigrants for stealing jobs, Black activists for destroying cities, LGBTQ+ teachers for corrupting children, and women for daring to lead. He promises to build walls, close borders, purify culture, and silence dissent. The cruelty isn’t a bug — it’s the signal. It tells his followers: you were right to feel abandoned. What follows is not unity, but purification. And that, he insists, is patriotism.
SCAPEGOATS AND STRONGMEN
An authoritarian rises by constructing an enemies list so long and so irrational that ordinary citizens begin to fear being added to it. He accuses the media of treason. He calls peaceful protesters “terrorists” and fact-checkers “partisan hacks.” He revives ancient bigotries, targeting trans youth, asylum seekers, Muslim families, and queer communities with manufactured moral panic. Drag performers become villains. Public libraries become battlegrounds. History teachers become enemies of the state. And when journalists uncover his corruption or crimes, he shrugs and calls them fake news. At the same time, he extends pardons to violent thugs who act in his name — men who beat, threaten, intimidate, and kill — and brands them patriots. His message is clear: loyalty is rewarded. Dissent is punished. Truth is optional.
THE SLOW DEATH OF FACT
He doesn’t just lie — he floods the public square with so many lies that people give up on the idea of truth altogether. Facts are labeled biased. Evidence is called rigged. Science is rewritten or erased. He tells his followers not to trust what they see or hear, only what he tells them. He reframes the press as the enemy and positions himself as the sole source of reality. He doesn’t debate opponents — he dehumanizes them. He doesn’t respond to criticism — he brands it sedition. And as he hollows out language itself, he builds an empire of slogans: Make X Great Again. Law and Order. Take Back Our Country. Each one vague enough to mean anything, and dangerous enough to mean everything.
THE INSTITUTIONAL SLOW-ROLL COUP
By the time he is elected or installed, the damage is well underway. He surrounds himself with loyalists, not experts. He rewrites the rules of the game in real time, claiming the courts are corrupt, the military is his, and that career civil servants are enemies of the people. He issues sweeping orders to purge agencies, eliminate watchdogs, and silence internal dissent. He uses emergency powers to override Congress and legal loopholes to bypass the Constitution. He doesn’t need tanks in the streets — he has policy, precedent, and executive orders. The institutions designed to protect democracy don’t collapse overnight. They rot slowly from within. He stacks the deck until it’s impossible to play fair, then dares anyone to call it cheating.
CENSORSHIP IN A PATRIOTIC COSTUME
With the machinery of state in his grip, he turns to the cultural battlefield. Museums are told to remove "divisive" content. National monuments are scrubbed of historical complexity. Government-funded art is censored. Books that challenge his narrative are banned, defunded, or quietly pulled from shelves. He accuses educators of grooming children, historians of rewriting the past, and scientists of lying for profit. He doesn’t just rewrite history — he rewires the public’s memory. And those who speak out are labeled unpatriotic. What follows isn’t just censorship. It’s indoctrination — enforced ignorance in the name of national unity.
THE SECOND TERM IS NOT A REDO. IT’S A REVENGE TOUR.
When he begins his second term — legally or otherwise — he does not govern. He settles scores. His second term is not about policy. It is about punishment. He uses the justice system as a weapon, launching investigations into political enemies, civil rights groups, journalists, and whistleblowers. He abolishes departments he dislikes and expands those that enforce loyalty. He rewards violence, stokes paranoia, and installs yes-men in every corner of government. He bans protests under the guise of public safety. He surveils unions under the pretense of national security. He arrests dissenters and calls it law enforcement. There is no moderation now. Only momentum.
THE FINAL LIE
And then, in the end, when the courts are no longer neutral, when elections are no longer fair, when the press is muzzled and the public is afraid to speak, he stands before the nation and says:
“The people have spoken. They love me.”
And some do.
Not because they are evil, but because they are tired. Because they are scared. Because they have learned to live with the fear that someone might come for them next. Because the noise has replaced the silence where morality used to be. And because the truth — the brutal, urgent, inconvenient truth — was drowned out long ago by something louder, angrier, and easier to chant.
THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENS
He does not come with horns or goose-steps. He comes with applause. He does not take power overnight. He takes it slowly, in broad daylight, with the blessing of millions who should know better. He does not burn down democracy. He hands you the match and says: light it for your country.
And you do.
Because you think it can’t happen here.
Until you smell the smoke.
And realize it already has.
This sounds like the plot of a terrible film where you see people shaking their heads in denial, hear people saying it could never happen here. And as they empty the theater of their lives on to the streets, they look around them and realize it is happening not just here, but now.
I personally think Mussolini is a closer analogue than Hitler. With maybe an amalgam of Berluscone, Qaddafi and Idi Amin coming in second.