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Steve Corso's avatar

I say we replace “couchfucker” with either “love seater” or “hetero-sectional”😉

Kai's avatar

Hetero-sectional hahaha

Steve Corso's avatar

Feel free to spread it around😉

Grumpy Yogi Cat's avatar

will do, that is epic!

Martha Strother's avatar

Hetero-sectional … 🤣

Andrew's avatar

I love hetero-sectional !

Steve Corso's avatar

Feel free to use it

Patricia Reed's avatar

Thanks for the great laugh!

Mark Moberly's avatar

The FCC is despicable. Is that word too much? Is the truth so dangerous? Fascism is not an exaggeration. It is reality. And truth.

Swallowtail's avatar

Yeah, fuck Brenden Carr!

SnowWolf's avatar

I still like couch-cuddler. Maybe use anti ANTIFA

SnowWolf's avatar

I still like couch-cuddler

Suzette's avatar

Is furniture fornicator still acceptable? How about futon f*cker?

🌈 Lance Trottier 🌈's avatar

So now I have to call JD the Divan Diddler?

Louise Yanuck's avatar

Are we still allowed to use the word "Nazi"? It is an acronym for "a member of the National Socialist German Workers' Party," is short for the German term for National Socialist (Nationalsozialist). The full German name for the party is Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterparte, or NSDAP.

It's just like GOP or MAGA......isn't it?

r hamalian's avatar

Love the illustration! Very accurate.

Andrew's avatar

Except their balls are shrivelled and tiny !

MikeH's avatar

I think I'll print up a bunch of "couch fucker" signs, perhaps with the offender's picture, and hide them under all my cushions.

Or... I'm just posting that without actually doing it to see if I get raided.

Marjorie's avatar

Would my bracelets be immune from the ban? "couch fucker" and "fuck trump" Thank you, Etsy.

Swallowtail's avatar

I've got a toilet brush that looks like tRump. Bought it during his first reign as 'The Emperer with no Clothes'. 😆 🤣 😂

Marjorie's avatar

Great! I'm also the proud owner of a DT toilet brush, which is prominently displayed.

Marjorie's avatar

Oh, and my dog uses DT face poop bags.

Emma Hudson's avatar

The scary thing is that satire doesn’t feel like satire anymore. We live in a country where the extreme unbelievable thing is now believable.

Wendy's avatar

And often true...

An Advocate for Spirit's avatar

The most important question, so that we know this would be on the up-and-up, Will djt be accountable for what he says or demonstrates? If he gets a write-off, then we do too.

Denise's avatar

Heritage patriot should become heritage parrot.

Couchfucker should become sofasniffer.

Dijidal's avatar

That multi image collage of the FCC Chair looks like a penis with two huge balls 😝