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Monica Roland's avatar

Funny, but scary as hell.

Meanwhile, I'm furious that 47 is letting an international war criminal set foot on U.S. soil.

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Chris Kuebler's avatar

This is the real crime. We have sunk so fucking low.

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Patricia Reed's avatar

And what about Felon47? Why is any country in the world hosting an internationally known felon?!

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Denise's avatar

He’s had Netanyahu visit two or three times already. He’s also a wanted international war criminal.

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Dina's avatar

Ever since I heard about this meeting, I've been posting and suggesting that trump will end up giving Alaska back to Russia! Glad I'm not the only one musing about it.

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BabsPHL's avatar

Great dialogue - but donnie's WAAAY more articulate in this one; maybe took dementia meds in this one?! TACO will end up NOT going! And Vlad gets Alaska back??

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Closer to the Edge's avatar

True. We will try harder.

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Patricia Reed's avatar

I fear for the safety and future of Alaska. Maybe it should petition to join Canada.

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Chris Kuebler's avatar

Shit. I thought this was going to be a contest. GD it Closer to the Edge, you got me by the eyeballs again. :D

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Katie Bausler's avatar

Clever! Especially the part about Murkowski. But as a 33 year resident of Alaska, I'd have appreciated a blatant reference to "Seward's Folly"

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US Taxpayer's avatar

Headlines: “World Terrorist Leaders Meet in Alaska” sidebar: Will Murkowski arrest them or offer vodka and caviar?

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US Taxpayer's avatar

Thank you. Humor is needed in abundance! Two criminals meet to conspire next crime. Perfect opportunity to kidnap, aka arrest them both!

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Audzilla's avatar

Zelenskyy is a true Leader ♥️ fuck Taco and his everything

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Audzilla's avatar

Zelenskyy probably could request a ride from Moose and they'd be happy to serve a real Leader.

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Chris Kuebler's avatar

Hey out there, Alaska folks!

Please please PLEASE buy up a BUNCH of Ukrainian flags. And line the streets and buildings everywhere with them. We need to make sure that Putin drives by HUNDREDS of Ukrainian flags while he is in our country.

And feel free to also call up The Hague. I am sure that they will do nothing. But it's worth a try! :D

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Elizabeth Fitzgerald's avatar

Why isn't the UN sending its troops to Alaska to arrest Putin and take him into custody?

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Marjorie's avatar

I actually almost miss brain-addled Sarah Palin and her wacky family.

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Yvonne McCarthy's avatar

"Let it run a little longer." LOL I get a South Park style mental image of Vlad having a minion poke a grossly bloated mouse with a gold-tipped stick.

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