So, is this his prepared speech? No. But could it be? Could you turn on your television, tune-in tonight, and hear something so close to this that you’d do a double take? Quite possibly.
Great piece. The last time I laughed and cried at the same time was on the roller coaster - thanks for the former. Actually I feel like I'm on the roller coaster today with Trump saying 25% tariffs are on, but just now the moron said "I will or maybe (who can believe him) meet Canadians half-way". Sheesh.
Yo no lo quiero ver. Que se muera. Que La Muerte extienda su mano y lo jale hacia el infierno donde merece retorcerse por la eternidad porque ni entonces pagara todos sus maldades.
Another extremely well written piece! I could hear him bloviate every word!! Nicely done :-)
I will not be watching the speech, don't want to give him the satisfaction of the ratings.
Excellent parody of Trump-speak! If only it weren't so close to the reality!
Bloviating
It was so 🍊 (but more well spoken, more thread-following, and at least 10% more organized) that I had to stop for a break at Gaza.
😻 Purr - fect
Great piece. The last time I laughed and cried at the same time was on the roller coaster - thanks for the former. Actually I feel like I'm on the roller coaster today with Trump saying 25% tariffs are on, but just now the moron said "I will or maybe (who can believe him) meet Canadians half-way". Sheesh.
At least he admitted he was only elected twice🤭
Brilliant!
Had to get a code to respond? Normal?
Ace!
Nailed it.
I prefer your writerly voice to his (real or imagined). Just sayin'. He's an embarrassment if not a catastrophe every time his vocal cords activate.
One of your best. You have a gift for getting inside the mind of not-Krasnov
Yo no lo quiero ver. Que se muera. Que La Muerte extienda su mano y lo jale hacia el infierno donde merece retorcerse por la eternidad porque ni entonces pagara todos sus maldades.
Irony at its finest, thanks for the laugh.